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LackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	5869
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	343
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	6519

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Love Letters Sent:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8801
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7371	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	1100
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Magic Items Found:	7724
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2838
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!