Booking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

Yawns, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, night, Punches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

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Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

Booking, Fans, Minecraft, talent, wrestling

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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Insults Drive GDP Haircuts

DRIVE, Booking, #Automotive, personal grooming, reminder

So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

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CineCraft Server: Seat Squabble

cinema etiquette, squabble, Conflict, Girlfriend, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family squabble at the cinema? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of standing your ground like our hero in the back row.

We promise you won’t have to give up your seat for anyone, not even if they beg and plead like those poor souls at the cinema. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show – both on screen and in the chat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can assert your dominance and never back down, join us now! Who needs to move seats when you can rule the virtual world instead?

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ConcertCraft: Solo City Vibes

relationship, Support, Adventure, Decision making, SOLD OUT

Are you tired of being told what to do by your husband and in-laws? Do you miss the days of solo travel and adventure? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can roam free and do whatever the heck you want without anyone telling you otherwise!

We promise a Hozier concert every night in our virtual world, where you can rock out to “Take Me to Church” without anyone expressing worry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can book off work for in-game events, so you never have to miss out on the fun.

Join us and show everyone that you’re not the asshole for wanting to live life on your own terms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual husband who supports your solo adventures!

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NoRoom4U

pissed, accomodation, payment, protest, Cash

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, expensive, Frustration, regret, MilanoMadness

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

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VacayVandal

camp site, mosquitoes, Kids, indulgence, ruined vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life hotels and campgrounds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of being kicked out of hotels because your kid is too young? Well, on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter their age! Build your own virtual hotel and never worry about age restrictions again.

Join our server and experience the thrill of moving hotels twice a week, just like in real life! But don’t worry, on our server, it’s all part of the fun. Build and design your own hotels, and never worry about fine print again.

Looking for a vacation spot that’s truly unique? Join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities. Build your own campsite, complete with clean bathrooms and AC, and never deal with mosquito bites again.

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate virtual getaway right at your fingertips?

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McCrafty McMahon’s Minecraft Server

homosexual, Entertainment, Rumors, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, professional wrestling

Are you tired of boring old Triple H running the show? Want some real excitement and drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got crazier storylines than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us and witness the epic battles between Vince and Triple H as they fight for control of the server. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on down and join the madness, because things are about to get wild!

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HotelRoomHustle Minecraft Server

Upset, hotel room, college, conflict sheet, Play

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate festival experience! Just like in college, you and your friends can book hotel rooms and split the cost. But watch out for sneaky friends like Kat who might bail last minute and expect you to foot the bill! Will you be the hero who stands up for fairness, or the villain who makes your friend pay up? The drama unfolds in our virtual world, where friendships are tested and alliances are made. Join now for a wild ride of hotel room disputes and festival fun!

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