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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8839 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 293 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
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