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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2884 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!