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CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	902	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5799	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
New Chunks Explored:	772160	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2802	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	65	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	9558
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.