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Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	8660	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Best Girls, Character development, Competition, Defeat, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, Girls, injustice, LOSING, Lost, narrative arcs, perseverance, plot twists, Realm, redemption arcs, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Struggle, Tropes, Underdogs, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Votes:	2747	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	534192	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

aita, BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Farms Harvested:	508
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Falling into the Void:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7277
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, bruised, character design, Chuubas, content creators, cute, Digital Media, Entertainment, Gaming, Haven, internet personalities, japanese, Kawaii, Livestream, Online Community, post, streaming, video games, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

NoBoyfriendNoBed

arguments, Blame, emotional stress, Eviction, financial struggles, Help, homelessness, legal restrictions, lodgers agreement, love, NoBoyfriendNoBed, relationship problems, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!