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Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	1191	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7828	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	2224
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE