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Gifts4Grief

America, appreciate, bulky, collect, dusty, expensive, Forgotten, Gesture, Gifts, Gifts4Grief, Happy, leather, mention, mint condition, Phone, sister, Surprise, ungrateful, unnecessary items, Visiting, wallet

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5167	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

anti-depressants, antidepressants, anxiety, coping, depression, emotional health, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood, pharmaceuticals, PillPopper420, Prescription, Psychiatry, serotonin, side effects, smp, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

CraftyApocalypse

Apocalypse, armageddon, asteroid impact, catastrophic event, civilization collapse, climate change, cosmic event, CraftyApocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, extinction event, global catastrophe, human extinction, mass extinction, nuclear war, pandemic, planetary destruction, societal collapse, technological singularity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Animals Bred:	191	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Crisis, danger, environmental disaster, Houthi, instability, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, oil spill, rebels, red, Red Sea, sabotage, sea, SECURITY, Tanker, Tension, Terrorism, threat, Video, War, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Items Found:	7709	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

ArcticAntibioticsCraft

actinobacteria, antibiotic candidates, antibiotic discovery, antibiotic resistance, Arctic, ArcticAntibioticsCraft, bioactive compounds, bioprospecting, cold environment, discovery, drug development, effective antibiotics, global health crisis, marine microorganisms, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, natural products, new antibiotics, pharmaceuticals, potential sources, research

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Magic Items Found:	6831	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Blizzard, Community, CraftyCraze, Dungeons, Expansion, FANTASY, gameplay, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Patch, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raids, role playing, Server, Story, the war within, Updates, video game, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and a sprinkle of chaos – just like a soap opera, but with creepers!

Imagine a world where players are divided into factions, each vying for control of the land. Will you be a noble knight fighting for justice, or a mischievous rogue causing mayhem wherever you go? The choice is yours!

But beware, for there is a hidden war brewing within the server. Rumor has it that a secret society is plotting to overthrow the current rulers and seize power for themselves. Will you uncover their sinister plans, or will you join forces with them for your own gain?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Build magnificent structures, battle fearsome monsters, and forge alliances with fellow players. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! But remember, it’s all in good fun – just don’t take it too seriously, or you might find yourself falling down a rabbit hole of memes and madness. See you in the game!

EuroTrashMinecraftSMP

anthropology, civility, Civilization, Colonialism, compatibility, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, European genes, EuroTrashMinecraftSMP, Evolution, genetic determinism, genetics, goodness, History, imperialism, prejudice, racial superiority, social constructs, societal impact, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and civil? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and become part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and goodness is a foreign concept. Our players are known for their outrageous antics and insane shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting massive pranks that will leave you in stitches, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, for not everyone can handle the madness that comes with being a part of our SMP. Are you up for the challenge? Can you survive the insanity and come out on top? Join us now and find out if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where civility and goodness are nothing but distant memories.

BlockyBoo’s Minecraft Server

Alien costume, Asshole or not, BlockyBoos, COSPLAY, Costume choice, Costume controversy, cultural appropriation, dragon ball, halloween costume, halloween party, HR complaint, HR response, International characters, Minecraft, Monkey tail, Offensive costume, racial insensitivity, racist, Saiyan prince, Server, Vegeta, Workplace party

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Hey there, Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is run by Racey The Racist (27M) himself! Don’t worry, he’s not actually racist, just a big fan of Dragon Ball.

Join our server for a Halloween party like no other! Dress up as your favorite anime character, whether they’re from Japan or outer space. We don’t discriminate against aliens with monkey tails here!

But beware, if you show up in a costume that’s too “racially” insensitive, you might just get reported to HR. And trust us, you don’t want to mess with our HR department – they’ve got a great sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for actual racism.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone takes their costume too seriously.

MommaCraft: Oops, I Killed Bro!

Bro, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, emotional impact, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, forgiveness, Killed, MommaCraft, Motherhood, Oops, parenting, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s new husband drama and just focus on building and exploring.

Join us and build your own virtual family where you don’t have to worry about arguments or consequences. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild without any family drama getting in the way.

Plus, who needs a mom and stepdad when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who will never betray you? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind!

CraftyF*ckery Server

annoying ads, CraftyFckery, Digital Marketing, internet forums, intrusive marketing, marketing tactics, online advertising, Online Community, online discussions., online promotion, promoted comments, promoted posts, Server, social media, Spam, sponsored content, thread disruption, thread hijacking, thread manipulation, thread placement, Threads, user engagement

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8988
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a house out of rainbow blocks. Join now and see why our server is the talk of the Nether!