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GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

999, Amano Pikamee Archive, BONK! edition, Daimonji Ryugon, DMJ, Ebosi, GeniusCraft, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, Server, TMSK, Uemine Noruju, VOMS, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, Zengaku Sanparo

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride with Henya the Genius and her VOMS Project crew as they embark on epic adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – where else can you team up with Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya to build the craziest creations you can imagine?

And don’t even get me started on the former member Ebosi, now known as Jitomi Monoe, or the legendary Amano Pikamee Archive. These guys are the stuff of Minecraft legends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and prepare for non-stop laughter, epic battles, and mind-blowing builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx

Alternative Medicine, antimalarial, Artemisinin, ArtemisRx, CraftyPCOS, drug therapy, fertility, health, herbal remedy, holistic health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, natural treatment, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Treatment, Women’s Health

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

Adult, Adults, Central US, ChildlessCraft, common sense, Community, Discord, ETHICAL, Experience, games, hard difficulty, Kids, Minecraft, Mines, passionate, RACK, respectful, rules, Server, Survival, Unique, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	http://www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Joining the Server

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Central US.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	1652
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	303196

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Divine Spears Created:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	827
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Insane BONK! edition Minecraft Servers

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Core Server Rules

Joining the Server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

Where is the server located?