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Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Bongland BF Minecraft Server

bongland, bongland bf, come back, dirty diapers, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, Server, where’d you go

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on this server, a player found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding. They used this army to defeat the Ender Dragon while singing the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants.

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player on the server and started their own diamond-themed cult, worshiping the mighty diamond sword as their god.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just imagine building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn in the middle of a lava-filled ocean. The possibilities are endless on this server!

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even find your bongland bf who shares your love for HxH and swapping dirty diapers. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, cooperation, economic justice, Economy, finance, financial system, G20, Global, Government, high net worth individuals, INEQUALITY, International, Minecraft, policy, REFORM, Server, summit, superrich, SuperRichCraft, Tax, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PixelPioneerJustice

Accountability, Charged, Conflict, delayed justice, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incident, international law, investigation, justice delayed, law enforcement, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PixelPioneerJustice, settler, Shooting, Tension, unresolved, videoed, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5

So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

TipsyCraft

act sober, alcohol, anxiety, Behavior, cognitive function, control, coping, Decision making, emotions, feeling, Impaired, intoxication, mental health, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-perception, self-regulation, Situation, stress, TipsyCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Villages Defended:	11

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

McEcon

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft Server Economy Shop Mobs Wealth Community Grief Bedrock Java Cross platform Admins PVE PVP Nether Residence LandClaim Player Shop Auctions Cracked clients, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	148
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!

Benefits: Friendly, welcoming community. We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! Bedrock and Java cross platform server. 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible Active admins PVE / PVP Nether Residence / LandClaim Player Shop (Economy) Auctions Cracked clients allowed More!

mcecon.sickgaming.net

steelfistMC

animations, botania, Create, Discord, Download, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Mods, PvE, PvP, Qol, Server, simple voice chat, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Tweaks, Vanilla, Waystones, weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Star Shards Collected:	193
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival server with over 100 mods, including Simple Voice Chat, Botania, and Create, as well as many other small mechanics, QOL, and misc. tweaks. Some server-side mods include Tectonic, Terralith, Factions, and Waystones, as well as new animations and vanilla+ weapons, among many others.

Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack: https://discord.gg/UdV4FuHmkQ

stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ascension materials, Captain Overtime, character demo, Characters’ Ascension mats, claimable codes, Damage Calculator, Display Only, Download, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Miracle Began, Official X account, Pull Tracker, Redeemable Codes, Server, Signal Tracker, Sticker designs, Thread Template, Trailer, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero, zhu yuan, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows every time you ride it!

Our server is so epic that even the characters from Zhu Yuan are dropping by to hang out. Captain Overtime himself will be there to challenge you to a dance-off on the lava dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a lore teaser that will blow your mind and make you question the very fabric of reality. Where did the miracle begin? Find out on our server, where miracles happen every day.

And don’t forget about our exclusive redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOKANURBT5MQ8D. Use them to unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. It’s all possible on our Minecraft server of insanity!

KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

#announcement, Archive, archive site, Closure, Dead, End.., Farewell, FINAL, Goodbye, INFORMATION, Krystal, krystal archive, krystalarchive.com, KrystalGoneWild, Minecraft, News, not a drill, ONLINE, Shutdown, smp, update, Website

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

#breastfeeding, adjustment, baby’s needs, Behavior, BoobiesAwayCraft, Coworkers, discomfort, ESSENTIAL, humor, inappropriate comments, joking around, male friends, Natural, reactions, social settings, Support, topless, undermine, unsupported, valid concerns

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	3721	Dimension Hops:	3

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

Asian countries, cultural mix-up, diplomatic incident, embarrassing mistake, event organizers, flag mix-up, global audience, international event, KoreaCraft, media blunder, mistaken announcement, mistaken identity, mistaken identity scandal, mistaken introduction, national pride, news headline, north, North Korea, olympics, South, south korea, sports event, viral moment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	777967
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!