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Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Votes:	6489	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Bongland BF Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	193
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	3544	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on this server, a player found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding. They used this army to defeat the Ender Dragon while singing the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants.

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player on the server and started their own diamond-themed cult, worshiping the mighty diamond sword as their god.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just imagine building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn in the middle of a lava-filled ocean. The possibilities are endless on this server!

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even find your bongland bf who shares your love for HxH and swapping dirty diapers. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

Crafty RPG Gridiron: Where Pixels Meet Strategy

Battles, Challenges, Characters, Combat, Crafty, discussion, FANTASY, gameplay, grid movement, grid-based, Gridiron, Maps, Mechanics, Medieval, Meet, pixels, RPG, rpgs, Story, strategy, strategy RPGs, tactical, Tactics, turn based, video games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a grid-based strategy RPG on steroids!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you can summon a team of pixelated warriors to fight them off in epic turn-based battles.

But that’s not all! We have quests that will take you on wild adventures through dungeons filled with loot and treasure. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some sick moves).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life? Join now and let the pixelated madness begin!

Blocktopia

action, Adventure, alternate world, Battles, blocktopia, Dark, exaggerated expressions, FANTASY, Gritty, high stakes, Immersive, INTENSE, isekai, Manga, Military, Realistic, Record of Highserk war, serious atmosphere, strategy, War, world-building

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	5127	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of all the silly, fantastical, and exaggerated expressions in military Isekai manga? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a serious atmosphere where you can experience the thrill of battle without any of the nonsense.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle, strategizing with your teammates, when suddenly a group of creepers start charging at you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep! Yes, you heard that right. These sheep are trained to self-destruct on command, taking out any enemy in their path.

But that’s not all. Our server also has a hidden underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can slice through anything, including obsidian. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience military Isekai like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep!

CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious

acceptance, Beliefs, Christian, Community, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, culture, discrimination, Diversity, family, fear, fearmongering, Jews, misconceptions, MVPS, Politics, prejudice, real, Religion, society, Stereotypes, suspicious, tolerance, Understanding, villagers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	777214	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	8649

Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!

Shop for ore OmletArcade Minecraft server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

This server was built during the time of OmletArcade, it is already more than a year old and I decided to put it on various monitoring sites, unfortunately it may crash, if this happens I will have to close this server, but for now you can play on it and remember the old days of OmletArcade

176.9.178.199:26111

Andycraft

Andycraft, Claims, Creative, Explore, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiverse, norwegian, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7473
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runes Activated:	5

A Norwegian Minecraft server that gives players the opportunity to choose between a Creative world and a Survival world. You can always teleport between the worlds Spawn, Survival and creative.

Claims, jobs, multiverse and more…

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Crafty Craze

#0, 50, ai, Crafty, CRAZE, dubs, mirror thread, post, Raw, Row, Trips

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Post 50% dubs and you’ll either get a 50% boost or lose everything and start from scratch. But hey, that’s just the thrill of the game, right? And if you manage to hit trips, well, get ready for a wild ride because you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension where the only rule is to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness!

MineSNK – Digging for SNK and Neo Geo Fun!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more action than a diamond sword fight in the Nether!

Join now and experience Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves – where the wolves aren’t just howling, they’re dominating the battlefield! With dual audio and Advance Strike added to KOFXV, you’ll be fighting like a pro in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got KOF XIII Global Match on Switch and PS4, plus The King of Fighters XV available on PC, PS4/PS5, and XBOX Series X/S! And if turn-based squad tactics are your thing, get ready for Metal Slug Tactics – it’s like chess, but with more explosions.

Need some beginner tips? Check out DandyJ’s guide to KOF and our community resources to level up your game. And don’t forget to join our Discord for all the latest updates and events.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

SovietCraft: Boomers’ Nostalgia

Boomers, CHANGE, communism, comparison, culture, Economy, generational differences, Government, History, Life, Memories, Nostalgia, old people, past, perspective, Politics, quality of life, socialism, society, soviet union, SovietCraft, USSR

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	846	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of hearing about the good ol’ days of the USSR from your grandparents? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and experience the glory of the Soviet Union for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.

So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!

Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!

Advancements, amd, battle, BUILD, comparison, Competition, computing, CPU, Crafty, Decision making, Future, Gaming, innovation, intel, Longevity, market, Performance, Processors, Promises, Support, Technology, Upgrades, Wars, Zen5

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	915
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	496

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise support through the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming paradise! Why choose Intel over AMD when you can join us and experience the power of Zen5 in all its glory? Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually discovered a secret portal to the future where we’ve already upgraded to Zen10! Join us now for a wild ride through time and technology – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis Abi Kadabura, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Hu and Reina’s covers, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, lolz, Lunalia Alias Anono, maid themed streams, Memecraft, MIEL, Moe Moe Mirai, Mono Monet, Obari Luca, Petalight Kou Mariya, Petalight’s 6 month anniversary art, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, US branch, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!