Bongis Minecraft Servers

Bongis Minecraft Servers

  • Bongi’s Minecraft SMP Suffering Land

    Bongi’s Minecraft SMP Suffering Land
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1228
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – in Bongistan, you cannot suffer! That’s right, no more falling into lava pits or getting blown up by creepers. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that guarantees your safety at all times.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few of those bad boys!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden apples. That’s right, free golden apples for everyone! Who needs regular food when you can feast on these magical treats?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in Bongistan and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4998
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7363
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

    Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftTruths

    MineCraftTruths
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 599
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magic Items Found: 7754

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

    On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

    UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 5806
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HealthCareHavocMC

    HealthCareHavocMC
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2657
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Votes: 8164
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GilligansTourGuideIsland

    GilligansTourGuideIsland
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1923
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

    Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

    SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 8288
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

    we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToRoNtO MaDnEsS Minecraft Server

    ToRoNtO MaDnEsS Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 8300
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Ores Mined: 7016
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated the bustling city of Toronto! But hold on to your maple syrup, because this place was majority white 30 years ago – now it’s a melting pot of all kinds of crazy characters!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual Toronto, where you can trade poutine recipes with friendly polar bears, challenge a hockey-loving moose to a game of PvP, or even take a ride on a flying beaver taxi!

    But beware, the infamous Tim Hortons Gang is always causing trouble, so make sure to team up with other players to defend your igloo base and keep your maple syrup stash safe.

    So why wait? Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through the wacky world of Toronto – where anything can happen, eh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Funhouse

    Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Funhouse
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 562
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4373 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Potions Brewed: 146 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Void Gems Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on caffeine? Look no further than this server! Join us for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – because who wouldn’t want to mine and craft with a crew of virtual superstars?

    Imagine building your base alongside Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or battling it out in epic PvP matches with Fuura Yuri, the mysterious Twitch legend. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans you’ll get into with Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and the rest of the gang. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).

    So why join this server? Well, aside from the fact that you’ll be rubbing elbows with some of the coolest virtual personalities around, you’ll also get access to exclusive content, crazy events, and maybe even a chance to become a virtual superstar yourself. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a zombie apocalypse with Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of /pcgia/!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FridgeWars Minecraft Server

    FridgeWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 7987
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fridge drama is real and the stakes are high! Picture this: you log in to our server and find yourself in a dorm room with a shared fridge. But beware, for this fridge is no ordinary fridge – it’s a battleground for food wars!

    Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for fridge space against unruly roommates who let their food rot and stink up the place. Will you be the hero who keeps the fridge clean and organized, or will you be the villain who leaves a trail of rotten veggies and raw meat behind?

    But wait, there’s more! If you dare to ban a roommate from using your fridge, be prepared for the backlash of angry messages from mutual friends who think you’re the ultimate AH (that’s short for “Awesome Hero” in our world). Will you stand your ground and defend your fridge rights, or will you cave under the pressure of being labeled as cruel?

    Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fridge drama, friendship betrayals, and the ultimate quest for food preservation. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadStepDadDilemma

    DadStepDadDilemma
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1311
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4637 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and resentment just like in this crazy family story.

    Just like the stepdad in this story, our server will try to fill the role of the “only server” in your life. But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you still call other servers by their names. We understand that sometimes you just gotta stick with your #1 server, no matter what.

    And just like the siblings in this story, you’ll have to choose sides and make tough decisions. Will you be the one to cause drama at your sibling’s wedding by only inviting one server? Or will you be the one to stand up to your stepdad and make the choice that’s right for you?

    Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? So come on in and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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