BongCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BongCraft: Where Europeans and Bongs Rule the World

Bars, BongCraft, bongs, car loans, Carefree, clubs, college costs, credit card debt, Europeans, high rents, Housing, Incels, internet friends, ISOLATED, low population density, materialistic culture, Normie, public transport, Retirement, rule, Socialize, third places, travel, walkable cities, world

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as carefree as a bong-smoking European? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all your real-life stressors like retirement, college costs, and credit card debt. Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world.

Our server is like a virtual utopia where incels are non-existent and everyone just wants to have a good time. No need to worry about impressing anyone with your material possessions or social status – just come as you are and let loose!

Plus, with our easy travel system, you can meet up with your internet friends in-game whenever you want. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can party it up in Minecraft with people from all over the world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the carefree, fun-loving lifestyle of a bong-smoking European right from the comfort of your own home. Let the madness begin!

BroCraftFamilyDrama

Boundaries, BroCraftFamilyDrama, brother, Communication, decision, emergency, family, family conflict, financial support, living arrangements, living situation, Mother, Planning, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, tough decision, tough love

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3151
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of M24 and his dysfunctional family.

Imagine a server where players are constantly fighting over resources and territory, just like Terra’s kids fighting in their cramped apartment. And just like Ben, who spends all his money on cigarettes and beer instead of helping out, you’ll find players who are always up to no good.

But don’t worry, our server is not all doom and gloom. Join in on the madness and see if you can survive the drama just like M24 trying to navigate through his family’s issues. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make tough decisions just like M24 standing up to his sisters.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a dysfunctional family, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make tough decisions just like M24 standing up to his sisters. Join now and let the chaos begin!

MineVegas Minecraft Server

addiction, behind the scenes, Casino, Customers, emotional, experiences, eye-opening, gambling, Heartbreaking, Human nature, Industry, Loss, Minecraft, MineVegas, personal accounts, perspective, saddest, Server, Shocking.., Stories, Tragedy, UNUSUAL, workers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, come join our server where we have a casino right in the middle of the map! Watch as players gamble away their diamonds and emeralds in hopes of striking it rich or losing it all.

One time, we had a player who was so unlucky at the slots that they ended up building a shrine to the RNG gods in hopes of changing their fortune. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to pet an explosive green creature? And don’t forget about our enchanted forest where the trees drop enchanted apples instead of regular ones.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your luck at the casino)!

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, Facetious, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jest, jocular, jokes, Laughter, lighthearted, LolCraft2021, satire, WHIMSICAL, WIT

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1441
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7637	Animals Bred:	102
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Alien Abductions:	3
Animals Bred:	106	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!