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Autumn Vibes City Minecraft SMP

Harvest, Cozy, VIBES, Nature, autumn colors

Are you tired of living in a city that’s stuck in eternal autumn? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where every season is summer, because who needs pumpkin spice when you can have palm trees and beach parties all year round?

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a golden carrot. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but his oinking charm and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the elusive Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with poultry in ways that will leave you clucking with laughter. Join us and witness the magic of chickens laying golden eggs and performing synchronized dances.

So why wait? Leave your autumn woes behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with sunshine, laughter, and a whole lot of pixelated fun!

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SummerCraft2021

road trips, Sunbathing, outdoor fun, ice cream, concerts

Do you love building sandcastles on the beach? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but with giant creepers trying to blow them up! Our server is the perfect place for beach lovers who also enjoy a little chaos. Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and show off your building skills in our sandcastle competition. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! So come on down to our server and let the summer fun begin!

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WalpurgisCraft: Where witches and creepers party all night long!

community gatherings, fire festivals, bonfires, WalpurgisCraft, seasonal celebration

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your pickaxe breaks from all the fun!

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NoTippingNoEating Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Moving, saving money, Pregnancy, ENTITLEMENT

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t guilt trip you for not tipping? Look no further, because our server is tip-free and full of fun!

Join us and escape the entitled workers who demand tips for every little thing. No more awkward encounters at the pizza shop or chilly stares from cashiers. On our server, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your fedora to fellow players.

We understand the struggle of saving money for parental leave, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without worrying about tipping etiquette. Plus, our in-game pizza doesn’t cost $29 and definitely comes with all the toppings you desire.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our tip-free Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life pizza when you can have virtual pizza parties with us? Let’s craft and laugh together, because tipping is so last season in our pixelated paradise.

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PhoneBlockerMC

privacy concerns, phone security, stranger danger, phone privacy, phone usage

Are you tired of random strangers asking to use your phone at Home Depot? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, no one will ever ask to borrow your virtual phone! Join us for a world where you can build your own shelving without any interruptions from shady characters. Plus, we have a strict no-phone borrowing policy to keep your virtual life safe from hackers. Don’t risk it, join our server today and never worry about rude encounters at Home Depot again!

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HostageHavocMC

delayed ceasefire, hostage list, political tension, hostages, Conflict Resolution

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceasefire is officially delayed cuz hamas forgot to give the names of the hostages to be released? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server for some chaotic fun and unpredictable events! who knows what will happen next, maybe a zombie apocalypse or a llama rebellion! come join the madness and see for yourself why this server is the craziest place to be in minecraft! just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz u gonna need it!

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Cognitive Crafters – Ageless Adventures

old age, cognitive skills, cognitive decline in aging, occupation, cognitive decline

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where we all have brain damage so we can relate to each other! Forget about cognitive aging, we’re all about cognitive raging! Our players have the craziest occupations like professional llama riders and underwater basket weavers, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Plus, our server is so lit that even middle-aged and old players can keep up with the youngins. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s all get our cognitive rage on together!

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TrendyCraft Realms 1.20.2

debut period, kson, Realms, indie artists, big indies

Yo, bro, forget all that boring talk! Join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got ex-corpos running around like kson, mint, doki, and even Mike! Imagine the chaos and madness they bring to the game! It’s like a wild party with no rules, just pure insanity! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience ever! Join now and let’s get this party started!

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PartyPleaserGoneRogue

Boundaries, DISMISSED, relationship, Help, Effort

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication! Just like this player who went above and beyond to help their partner’s friend with a birthday party, only to be told their stay won’t be appreciated. But fear not, on our server, your efforts will always be recognized and celebrated!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with dirty rental beds without sheets, and you definitely won’t be told to go home after all your hard work. Plus, we have a strict “no cat medication refusal” policy – all pets must take their meds without any fuss!

So come on over to our server and experience the true meaning of friendship and teamwork. And remember, if you care for your fellow players’ well-being and safety, you’ll always have a place here, no matter how sleepy you are. See you in the game!

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HostageBlockersCraft

international relations, Israeli prime minister, HostageBlockersCraft, hostage crisis, Israel

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a middle school cafeteria! we got so much chaos going on, even Netanyahu is getting involved. apparently, he won’t let us have a ceasefire until Hamas gives him a hostage list. like, what even is happening? but hey, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, then come on over and join us! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate with world leaders while building your dream castle. sounds like a win-win to me!

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