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Bookworms & Boners Server

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So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

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KidCraft Adventures

8 year old cousin, Adventures, Apology, attraction, Behavior, boners, Boundaries, Chairs, cousin, discomfort, family, inappropriate, KidCraft, lap, Reflection, regret, roblox, signal, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games, Visit, Weekend Stories

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

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Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

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Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

Adrenaline, arousal, athletes, blocky, boners, Competition, dopamine, endorphins, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Game, health benefits, hormones, horny, libido, Performance, physical activity, sex drive, sports, Stamina, TESTOSTERONE, Training

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

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Blocky Boners

acceptance, Bisexual, blocky, boners, Diversity, empowerment, Gender Identity, Genderfluid, Genderqueer, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, loveislove, Nonbinary, Pansexual, Penisexual, pride, queer, relationships, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality

Welcome to the most phallic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we cater to the most exclusive group of players – the Penisexuals.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure shaped like a giant penis. Players have searched high and low for this elusive phallic prize, but only the bravest and most skilled Penisexuals have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next lucky player to uncover this majestic member?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of pixelated dildos. From rainbow-colored dongs to glow-in-the-dark vibrators, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to collect them all and become the ultimate Dildo Master.

So come join us on Penisexual, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your virtual schlong). See you on the server, fellow Penisexuals!

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Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

ABSTINENCE, addiction recovery, blocky, boners, Celibacy, discipline, Holy Path, inner peace, mental health, mental strength, mindfulness, nofap, personal growth, purity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-empowerment, self-mastery, Spiritual Journey, transformation, Willpower

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

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Crafty Cluckers: The Chicken Apocalypse

Apocalypse, beauty standards, Beyoncé, Bleaching, Celebrity, chicken, Cluckers, controversy, Crafty, cultural appropriation, empowerment, feminism, Girl Power, Identity, influencer, media scrutiny, Music (Industry), pandemic, pop culture, public figure, Race, racism, skin color, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where Beyoncé isn’t worshipped like the queen she is? Look no further, because on our server, Beyoncé is our girl and we bow down to her fabulousness every day! Join us for epic Beyoncé dance parties, where we build pixelated shrines in her honor and blast her music through the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you have Queen Bey ruling over your Minecraft kingdom? So come on over and join the Beyhive on our server – because if Beyoncé approves, you know it’s gonna be fierce!

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PandoraShield Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, Blocks and Adventure, BUILD, creative freedom, diamond-based economy, Economy, Explore, Freedom of Action, HACKING, Minecraft, minecraft server, PandoraCraftGuard, PandoraShield, PandoraShield Protection, PCG, Protection, Server, Trade, Vanilla Experience, virtual wealth

? Vanilla Experience: Discover the exciting world of Minecraft with vanilla gameplay, enhanced with enhancements to enhance your experience and streamline your gameplay, while fully immersing yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

? PandoraShield Protection: We keep you and your world safe with our powerful protection system, PandoraCraftGuard (PCG). This provides reliable protection against hacking and unwanted actions of other players, allowing you to enjoy the game in a relaxed environment.

? Diamond Based Economy: On the server we have a unique diamond based economic system. This gives you the opportunity to trade, create and build your own virtual wealth, opening up new opportunities and resources for your development.

? Freedom of Action: With PandoraShield you have complete creative freedom. Endless opportunities await you to build, explore, and bring your wildest ideas to life.

mc.pandoracraft.pro

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Scar SMP

1.12.2, 2b2t, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, crash, DDOS, Development, Discord, Duping, Flight, GRIEFED.., Lag Machines, Paper, rules, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Survivalpvp, tweaking, Vanilla

SCAR SMP

Welcome to the page for the Scar SMP, a true anarchy survival server based on the 1.12.2 version.

Our server runs on Paper, we are a brand new server (Although spawn is already griefed heavily)

Our only rules:

Dont make lag machines.

Dont DDoS/Crash the server

Duping is allowed

Flight is enabled

We heavily base our antics on the popular, and oldest anarchy server, 2b2t. Though we beg not to be compared, we are different.

WE ARE STILL IN HEAVY DEVELOPMENT AND TWEAKING!!If you have any suggestions, please do join our discord server!

discord.gg/PAQTrHbKS4

trueanarchy.duckdns.org:25572

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PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

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Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, CraftyHell, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Minecraft, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

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Welcome to MozzarellaCraft – the cheesiest server in the universe! No crackers allowed.

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LunarCraft Season 2

HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

Server Overview:

Features	Description
Player Oriented Economy	Focus on player interactions and trades
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing
Anti-Cheats	Prevents cheating and unfair advantages
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	Community focused with active players
Responsive Staff Team	Experienced moderators ready to assist
Welcoming Community	Friendly atmosphere for all players
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join LunarCraft? A: To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. Fill out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QuNMwu6D

Q: Is the server active? A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and run on a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement? A: Players must be above 16 years of age and show maturity.

Q: Can I suggest improvements for the server? A: Yes, feel free to reach out to “mutson” on Discord with any suggestions.

Ramshackle VS Hypixel

2013, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Economy, Explore, friendship, Fun, Minecraft, nostalgic, PvE, Ranks, Relaxing, Retro, Rewards, Server, Social, spontaneous, Survival, Towny, unlockables, Vanilla

Hypixel	Ramshackle
Pros	Pros
Massive player base Multiple game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Small and friendly community Rewards for ranking up Relaxing gameplay Semi-vanilla experience
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Can be laggy during peak times Some games may have long queue times	Smaller player base Limited game modes and events Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, multiple game modes, and regular updates and events. It offers a professional server management experience.

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?

Ramshackle offers a small and friendly community, rewards for ranking up, relaxing gameplay, and a semi-vanilla experience. It provides a more laid-back and nostalgic feel reminiscent of older Minecraft servers.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?

Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!

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Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! #MinecraftMadness

advantages, Applications, banter, better suited, blocky, blowing, Circumstances, comparison, comparisons, Concrete, CREEPERS, Differences, disadvantages, Examples, Inbox, INSTANCES, long trail tags, MinecraftMadness, practical, Real World, Scenarios, Situations, Specific, tags, use cases

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head and golden apples that make you invincible. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla or the terrifying Sheepnado.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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chicken smp

Active players, Balanced Economy, chicken, Cracked, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Daily, Jobs, No Premium, Premium, smp, Staff, Towny

Active players/Staff daily

135.181.112.253:25560

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Crazy boners Minecraft Servers

LunarCraft Season 2

Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?