boners – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Bookworms & Boners Server
Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality
So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!
we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.
so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

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KidCraft Adventures
8 year old cousin, Adventures, Apology, attraction, Behavior, boners, Boundaries, Chairs, cousin, discomfort, family, inappropriate, KidCraft, lap, Reflection, regret, roblox, signal, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games, Visit, Weekend Stories
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!
Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!
Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

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Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness
65804096, adult content, blocky, boners, Community, discussion, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, Fitness edition, ftt, health, Intimacy, lewds, madness, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, self-care, sharing, Support, well-being, wellness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.
In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

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Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!
Adrenaline, arousal, athletes, blocky, boners, Competition, dopamine, endorphins, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Game, health benefits, hormones, horny, libido, Performance, physical activity, sex drive, sports, Stamina, TESTOSTERONE, Training
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!
Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.
Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

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Blocky Boners
acceptance, Bisexual, blocky, boners, Diversity, empowerment, Gender Identity, Genderfluid, Genderqueer, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, loveislove, Nonbinary, Pansexual, Penisexual, pride, queer, relationships, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality
Welcome to the most phallic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we cater to the most exclusive group of players – the Penisexuals.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure shaped like a giant penis. Players have searched high and low for this elusive phallic prize, but only the bravest and most skilled Penisexuals have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next lucky player to uncover this majestic member?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of pixelated dildos. From rainbow-colored dongs to glow-in-the-dark vibrators, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to collect them all and become the ultimate Dildo Master.
So come join us on Penisexual, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your virtual schlong). See you on the server, fellow Penisexuals!

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Blocky Boners: No More Nofap
ABSTINENCE, addiction recovery, blocky, boners, Celibacy, discipline, Holy Path, inner peace, mental health, mental strength, mindfulness, nofap, personal growth, purity, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-empowerment, self-mastery, Spiritual Journey, transformation, Willpower
Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.
Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.
But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.
So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players
Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

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BUMBA – Vanilla Minecraft server
Have you been looking for good vanilla for a long time? Congratulations, you seem to have found it! ✨BUMBA is a vanilla server, which means boomba adventures await you!The project has excellent plugins installed that will stop unwanted griefers!To start playing, go to our discord server and apply for the white list.Are we waiting for you?
Not an official product/service/event, etc. Minecraft! Not endorsed by or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft! ?
65.108.204.85:25551

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Loretopia
Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny
Welcome to Loretopia! the server of magic survival and lore, with a towny alternative earth aspect. Loretopia has a Varity of Quests, Random Boss battles with loot, jobs, vehicles, custom armor, custom weapons, a magic ranking system, a guild ranking system, a guild hub, mini maps, shops and lots more to come! this server is completely free! and everything is obtainable! come and experience Loretopia! use this link http://54.36.4.221:8123/ to view Dynmap
54.36.4.221:25580

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Grandrose
PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
a small smp made for everyone! friendly staff and friendly players, you can vote to get in game keys. Hope to see you on the server! -Wlio
204.44.126.212

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Divine prison
op prison
Divine Prison – Map #1+ Features: Private Mines with 400 rankups, upgradeable with tokens.Custom Enchantments: Powerful enchantments.Custom robots: Gravel, Stone, Iron, Gold, Diamond, Emerald, Obsidian, Bedrock. Custom Autominer, you can unlock +8 autominers with diferent tiers(speed)Custom Backpack with enchants, like more fortune, more capacity, fast auto sell.Custom Crystals, you can buff yours custom enchantments with diferents types of crystalsCustom GangsCustom cratesCustom RanksPayouts: For block top. For gang top seasonal
149.56.67.130:25628

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DreamFox – Vanilla Minecraft server
Economy, Events, No Private, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist
Hello, dear Internet user!
Are you looking for a good and adequate project to play with and take a break from your routine?
If yes, then first I have a small question….
Do you love cute foxes and sweet berries?
If yes, then I invite you to our DreamFox server – I hope you like it
dreamfox.fun

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BaseCraftOnline
Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival
======================================================= Join our discord server to stay updated with the latest server news and updates – https://discord.gg/Sa888Eppyc ======================================================
85.202.160.34:2262

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Best Vanilla
Survival, Vanilla
Welocome to Best Vanilla!
This is the server you have all been waiting for! No land claims or economy! No Whitelist! Come and join!
51.81.30.25

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Mc.creeper-world.ro
Hardcore, Multiplayer Survival, Oldschool, PvP Survival, Vanilla
Server IP: 193.218.204.107:25572
193.218.204.107:25572

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🔥FlayCraft → Survival | Anarchy Minecraft server
⭐FlayCraft are lamp servers in Minecraft on the latest versions. Here you can have fun with your friends, enjoy the game and just relax from the whole game process⭐
At the moment we have two global servers, namely:
⚡Survival is a server with a kind and responsive community that is ready to help at any moment. There are no privates in this mode, but griefing is prohibited, so freedom and equality reign here. You can find friends and build a huge city or survive alone as a lone warrior and build your village. In this mode there are various casinos, duels, parkours, works and all sorts of other things. But this does not prevent the server from remaining vanilla!
⚡Anarchy is the second regime, chaos and disorder reign here. In this mode, privates are carried out in the form of blocks, but these privates can be easily destroyed. Naturally, griefing is allowed in this mode. You can find a teammate, create your own guild, or join existing alliances and grind the bases of other players together. This mode contains various unique enchantments, guilds, alliances, shops, dungeons, runes, bosses and much more interesting things!
?Vanilla+ – vanilla mode with a minimum number of commands. The main feature is a unique and beautiful generation, where you can find 90+ new fascinating biomes and various structures. This mode has story missions, large dungeons, modified trade with residents, an online world map and much more interesting things! The mode opened recently, so it will only get better!
● Also, fun events often take place on our servers, so you definitely won’t be bored ●
play.flaycraft.fun

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McTMR
Survival
The Maze: The maze is more than 1000 blocks in diameter so you will have a lot of exploring to do with your fellow Gladers. The inner maze is one of the more difficult parts of the maze just because of all the corridors and halls. The Middle maze consist of 3 different layers of big rings that go around the whole maze that soon lead to the Outer Maze/Sections, There are Sections 1-8 That have a sequence code that is different from the movie. We wont tell you how to escape but there is a way, and you must find it.
McTMR.minehut.gg

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