Boners MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bookworms & Boners Server

writing quality, IMPORTANCE, Bookworms, Evaluation, critique

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

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KidCraft Adventures

discomfort, boners, family, Behavior, Boundaries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

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Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

fappin, Intimacy, Masturbation, Minecraft, 65804096

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

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Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

athletes, Competition, Game, sex drive, Stamina

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

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Blocky Boners

Lgbtqia, blocky, Pansexual, pride, relationships

Welcome to the most phallic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we cater to the most exclusive group of players – the Penisexuals.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure shaped like a giant penis. Players have searched high and low for this elusive phallic prize, but only the bravest and most skilled Penisexuals have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next lucky player to uncover this majestic member?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of pixelated dildos. From rainbow-colored dongs to glow-in-the-dark vibrators, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to collect them all and become the ultimate Dildo Master.

So come join us on Penisexual, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your virtual schlong). See you on the server, fellow Penisexuals!

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Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

personal growth, mental strength, nofap, purity, boners

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

open discussion, Vulnerability, stigma-breaking, average penis, boners

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

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GalaxyWay

Survival, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

GalaxyWay is a Minecraft network made by the players, for the players. Offering an SMP as well as Lifesteal, you’ll be sure to have a blast! Why not try it? Join us at play.galaxyway.org!

GalaxyWay [1.8x – 1.19x] ▪ SMP ▪ LIFESTEAL

We have active staff who are involved in the community, and even offer our server to Bedrock players too! To join us on Bedrock, use the IP and port: play.galaxyway.org:8141 (Bedrock)!

So, why not join us today? A whole galaxy of creativity awaits…

play.galaxyway.org

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Empire of Blocks

Survival, Economy

IP: 202.61.247.69 or mc.empire-of-blocks.de

Empire of Blocks is a German Minecraft (Java Edition) server, which is/will always be on the latest Minecraft version.

mc.empire-of-blocks.de

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Ripmt

Minetopia, Roleplay, Fake Minetopia

Welcome to RIPMT LARGEST MT OF BENELUX Come take a quick look and join the discord! https://discord.gg/qvzK5WvTK Come play quickly! Who knows, you might become the richest player!? IP is: play.ripmt.nl

play.ripmt.nl

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