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Bookworms & Boners Server

book review, Analysis, IMPORTANCE, Server, Integrity

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

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KidCraft Adventures

roblox, discomfort, inappropriate, Visit, Apology

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

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Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

sharing, discussion, self-care, Fapping Together Thread, schlickin

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for pleasure! Join our Fapping Together Thread where you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players.

In our Fitness edition, you can work on your in-game muscles while also flexing your… other muscles. Previous players have reported increased stamina and hand-eye coordination from participating in our fapping challenges.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and experience the ultimate release of stress and tension while building your dream world. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session to look forward to? Join us now and let the fapping begin!

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Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

FITNESS, TESTOSTERONE, Endurance, athletes, endorphins

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

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Blocky Boners

sexual orientation, pride, queer, Genderfluid, acceptance

Welcome to the most phallic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we cater to the most exclusive group of players – the Penisexuals.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure shaped like a giant penis. Players have searched high and low for this elusive phallic prize, but only the bravest and most skilled Penisexuals have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next lucky player to uncover this majestic member?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of pixelated dildos. From rainbow-colored dongs to glow-in-the-dark vibrators, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to collect them all and become the ultimate Dildo Master.

So come join us on Penisexual, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your virtual schlong). See you on the server, fellow Penisexuals!

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Blocky Boners: No More Nofap

mindfulness, personal growth, Celibacy, blocky, mental health

Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.

Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.

But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.

So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

open discussion, self love, Positive reinforcement, Server, Masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

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Koala Decline Quest – Save Our Eucalyptus!

habitat loss, Queensland, wildlife protection, conservation efforts, Biodiversity

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where koalas rule the land? Yeah, you heard me right! Our server is filled with adorable koalas who are just trying to survive in a world of blocky madness.

Join us and help save the koalas from habitat loss and high euthanasia rates in Queensland clinics. Together, we can build them a safe haven where they can frolic and play without a care in the world.

But beware, there are evil creepers out to destroy everything in their path. Only the bravest and most skilled players can protect our precious koalas from harm.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and make a difference in the lives of these cute little creatures. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with koalas all day in the virtual world? It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

World of Warcraft, Minecraft, zackrawrr, asmongold funny, asmongold highlights

Asmongold TV is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his World of Warcraft gameplay and commentary. With a large and dedicated following, he is often praised for his entertaining personality and insightful gaming insights. Asmongold TV has built a strong community around his streams, engaging viewers with his humor and passion for gaming.

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What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumSMP ?

Homes, Server, bedrock, Crates, Economy

Some similar Minecraft servers to ElysiumSMP include:

1. MineSaga 2. Mineplex 3. Hypixel 4. The Hive 5. CubeCraft

These servers also offer a combination of survival multiplayer, economy, player shops, and unique gameplay features to keep players engaged. Whether you’re looking for a new community to join or just want to explore different playstyles, these servers are worth checking out for a fun and immersive Minecraft experience.

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