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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7868 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
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