””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

beauties, consent, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, gender expectations, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male entitlement, male privilege, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nordic, objectification, owed sex, scandinavian women, Server, sexual entitlement, sexual harassment, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

brownie baking, chew loudly, ChewCraftersAnonymous, chewing etiquette, chewing trigger, communication breakdown, eating noises, Friendship Dynamics, friendship sacrifice, loud chewing, mental health, misophonia, misophonia struggles, noise sensitivity, open mouth chewing, personal boundaries, respecting triggers, self-care, social boundaries, social interactions, trigger sounds

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	6061	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchantments Applied:	176

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	752480
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	9396
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	9163
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

BlockPartyJoy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	4105
Void Gems Collected:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4035
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1293
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Spears Created:	14

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

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