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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?
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Legend has it that deep within the mines of Crystal Phallus, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can make your character twerk on command. Yes, you heard that right. Twerking diamonds. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of majestic unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat them in a dance-off. And trust me, those unicorns have some killer moves.
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