🍆💦bonelab update Minecraft Servers

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

SecretMC Server: AITAH Miscarriage

AITAH, birth control, Communication, decision, emotional, family, Grief, Guilt, Honesty, in-laws, miscarriage, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, secret, SecretMC, sensitivity, Server, shame, sharing, Support, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.

We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your virtual baby, you’ll have good luck in finding diamonds. And if you accidentally misclick and destroy it, don’t worry – we won’t judge you like your in-laws would.

So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!

FurballFiascoCraft

accessibility, communication breakdown, discrimination, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family traditions, family trip, fiancé’s dog, FurballFiascoCraft, inclusion, parental expectations, pet ownership, pet-friendly travel, relationship boundaries, Respect, seeing-eye dog, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures, even seeing-eye dogs! Join us for some family-friendly fun where everyone is welcome, except for discriminatory parents.

Imagine a world where your furry companion can roam free and help you navigate through the pixelated landscapes. Our server is a safe haven for all, whether you have two legs or four.

Don’t be like the OP’s parents in this story, who couldn’t handle the idea of a seeing-eye dog joining their family trip. Instead, join us and experience a world where inclusivity and acceptance reign supreme.

So come on over and bring your trusty sidekick along for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some diamond blocks with their help! Join now and let the fun begin!

FakinIt2MakinIt Minecraft SMP

Confidence, determination, fake it until you make it, FakinIt2MakinIt, goal-setting, imposter syndrome, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, smp, success

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and fake it ’til you make it like never before! We’ve got players who have convinced everyone they’re actually Minecraft gods, when in reality they can barely build a dirt hut. But hey, confidence is key, right?

One player even pretended to be a Minecraft wizard and convinced everyone he could summon diamonds out of thin air. Spoiler alert: he couldn’t, but it was hilarious watching everyone believe him for a while.

So if you want to join a server where you can pretend to be a Minecraft pro and get away with it, come join us! Just remember, fake it ’til you make it, baby!

Ex-Perience Dysfunction

Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, criticism, Dysfunction, emotional intelligence, ex, Experience, forgiveness, healing, introspection, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, unresolved issues

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Are you tired of your ex constantly telling you what’s wrong with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re actually a block-building genius! Our server is so awesome that even your ex will be begging to join just to see what all the fuss is about. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server will make your ex magically disappear from your life forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your ex and hello to endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft!

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

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so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

bagel 2

building, Challenges, Community, Events, Exploration, gameplay, grind, java, join now, Linktree, Mods, multiplayer, new launch, Players, Resources, smp, socials, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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java 1.21 vanilla smp server! just launched! join now if you want to grind a brand new vanilla smp! our website is bagel2.net, and you can find our socials through the linktree linked in the social tab

mc.bagel2.net

Berry Middle School

admin applications, admins, Anarchy, Berry Middle School, Minecraft, No hacking, Non-PTW, PvE, PvP, setting homes, Survival, Tpa

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this is a non ptw cool pvp and pve server pvp alwase on have fun! tpa setting homes is on if you need help contact one of the admins online admin apllycations might be open NO HACKING!

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Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	2027
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	3700	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Enchantments Applied:	140	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

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Berry Middle School

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Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crops Grown:	8693	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0