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SillySteveMC SMP

absurd choices, asinine choices, boneheaded moves, brainless behavior, daft decisions, dumb moves, foolhardy decisions, foolish actions, idiotic behavior, idiotic blunders, imbecilic behavior, laughable errors, ludicrous actions, moronic moves, nonsensical behavior, preposterous actions, ridiculous mistakes, senseless actions, silly mistakes, SillySteveMC, smp, stupid decisions

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the derpy, wacky, and downright ridiculous players out there!

Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of dirt, or if you want to see someone try to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it’s a flying mount. Our server is a non-stop comedy show filled with hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We also have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Prank Wars” where players compete to pull off the most outrageous and elaborate pranks on each other.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of facepalms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, boneheaded moves, brainless stunts, childhood memories, clueless moves, cringe-worthy moments, daft maneuvers, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, funny stories, idiotic blunders, immature choices, laughable errors, learning experiences, Minecraft, moronic antics, naive decisions, regretful actions, ridiculous decisions, senseless escapades, Server, silly mistakes, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	New Chunks Explored:	677457

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of your dumbest childhood antics! Whether you accidentally set your neighbor’s cat on fire or tried to ride your bike down a flight of stairs, we guarantee you’ll feel right at home on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lava pits are perfect for recreating those questionable decisions you made as an adult. So come on, join us and let your inner idiot shine!

PiggyCraft – Not Just for Pigs!

Childhood, coin banks, Cultural, cute, finance, MONEY, piggy bank alternatives, piggy bank collection, piggy bank design, piggy bank facts, piggy bank for adults, piggy bank for kids, piggy bank history, piggy bank origin, piggy bank symbolism, piggy banks, PiggyCraft, Pigs, quirky, savings, tradition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs actually ARE shaped like banks! yea you heard that right, our pigs are walking, oinking, money-holding machines. imagine riding into battle on a flying piggy bank, dropping coins on your enemies like a boss.

not only that, but our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that are guarded by dancing llamas. you gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your loot.

oh, and did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it? yea, it’s like a magical game of tag with a mythical creature.

so come on over and join the fun on our server where the pigs are banks and the llamas are dancers. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BrainShrinkCraft

brain function, brain health, brain shrinkage, brain structure, BrainShrinkCraft, cognitive decline, cognitive function, long-term benzodiazepine use, long-term effects, memory decline, Memory Loss, mental health, mood disorders, mood regulation, neurological impacts, neurology, prescription drugs, psychiatric medication, research, side effects, study

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!

Grass Stackin’ Down Under – Where even the kangaroos survive better than in real life! Towny, City Rewards included!

Ars Nouveau, Australia, Chipped, city, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Included, Kangaroos, Life, Mature Community, mic, Modded, Mystical Agriculture, proximity voice chat, real, Rewards, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Stackin, SURVIVE, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance
Gameplay Mods	“Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, “Mystical Agriculture”, etc.
Commands	/home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, town building emphasis
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, community events

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

For application and more information, please check out the discord server: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. Is the server new?

No, this season has been running since early April, 2024.

3. What age group is preferred for players?

Preferably 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance.

4. Are there any special mods on the server?

Yes, mods like “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, “Mystical Agriculture” are featured.

5. What social features are available in-game?

Proximity voice chat and emphasis on town building and community building.

6. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Scripted Dungeons with rewards, community events to bring players together.

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

action, amazing, best, combat system, Copy, CraftyCombat, design, dynamic, Engaging, FANTASY, ff7r, gameplay, Immersive, innovation, inspiration, Mechanics, Minecraft, REBIRTH, RPG, Server, strategy, Studios, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old combat systems in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic combat system inspired by Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Rebirth! Imagine battling creepers and skeletons with the same intensity as Cloud Strife taking on Sephiroth. It’s a game-changer, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of combat like never before. Swing your diamond sword with finesse and unleash powerful spells on your enemies. Who needs boring old PvP when you can have epic battles that rival those in AAA games?

Don’t miss out on this revolutionary experience. Join now and show everyone who the true master of combat is in the world of Minecraft!

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

12 hour, 56400, Bitcoin, Blockchain, bullish signal, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, finance, green dot, Investment, market analysis, market movement, market trend, Minecraft, price prediction, resistance level, Server, support level, Technical Analysis, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	689
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the magical phenomenon of a big green dot appearing on the 12-hour chart every time Bitcoin hits 56,400! Legend has it that this green dot brings good luck and fortune to all players who are online at that moment. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the green dot on your side? Join now and become the richest player in the virtual world!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Honesty, household responsibilities, hygiene, HygieneCraft, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, personal growth, personal hygiene, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, Server, sibling relationships, sibling support, Therapy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of living with a stinky sibling who hasn’t showered in weeks? Do you dread the thought of friends coming over and being assaulted by the smell of dirty socks and unwashed bodies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, cleanliness is next to godliness!

Join our server and escape the horrors of living with a hygiene-challenged family member. No more skid-marked underwear to clean up, no more long toenails causing foot pain, and definitely no more breath that could knock out a creeper. We offer a safe haven for those who appreciate the sweet scent of soap and the joy of a freshly trimmed nail.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who value personal hygiene and want to build a world free from the stench of neglect. So come join us and leave the smelly sibling drama behind. After all, who needs real-life hygiene battles when you can have a clean and fragrant virtual world to escape to?

VIParentalConflict

AUTHORITY, bank statements, Birthday, Christian values, Communication, Concert, Conflict, conservative parents, disagreement, Disrespect, exclusion, family tension, Humiliation, obedience, Parental authority, Siblings, Sin, Tension, vip ticket, VIParentalConflict, well-being

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3987	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	8884

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and rebellious decisions!

Picture this: you’re a 20-year-old player who bought a VIP ticket to a concert without consulting your conservative Christian parents. The tension is rising as the concert date approaches, and your siblings are caught in the middle of it all. Will you cancel the ticket and obey your parents, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?

But wait, there’s more! Your parents believe that attending the concert is a sin and will lead you down a dangerous path. Will you defy their wishes and embrace the “worldly” activities of a Minecraft server, or will you honor your father and mother as the Bible commands?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Turnabout: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend (but creepers definitely aren’t)

arent, building, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, end event, end exploration, Friend, Friendly, Fun, Girls, Griefing, Hermitcraft-like, Minecraft, Mods, Protection, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview:

Focus	Features
Community-Building	Friendly mods, whitelisted server, protection against griefing and stealing
Events	End event recently held, shopping district in progress
Server Style	Building and redstone focused
Community	Looking for friendly and dedicated players
Discord	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft server?	Join the discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelisting.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These will be provided upon joining and must be followed.
What can I expect from the community on Turnabout?	Turnabout focuses on creating a welcoming and helpful community. Players and mods are friendly and eager to assist each other, fostering a positive environment.
Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?	No, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing. You can build and play without worrying about your creations being destroyed or items being stolen.
What activities can I participate in on the server?	The server is building and redstone focused, with events such as end exploration and a developing shopping district. Players are encouraged to engage in building projects and community events.
Can I contribute to the server’s economy?	Yes, a shopping district is being set up for players to engage in economic activities. You can participate in trading, selling goods, and contributing to the server’s growing economy.
Are there specific requirements to join the server?	While Turnabout is looking for friendly and dedicated players, there are no strict requirements other than following the rules and being a positive member of the community.
How can I get in touch with server moderators or support?	The best way to contact server mods or receive support is through the Discord server. You can ask questions, report issues, or seek assistance from the helpful mods on the server.

Feel free to join our server and become a part of the Turnabout community!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Being, Concealed, Covert, Discreet, hidden, incognito, love, Minecraft, Mysterious, Obscure, privacy, secret, Server, unacknowledged, undercover, undisclosed, unidentified, unknown, Unrecognizable, Unseen, veiled

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2568
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being recognized and hailed as a Minecraft legend wherever you go? Do you crave the sweet taste of anonymity as you mine, build, and battle your way through blocky adventures? Then boy oh boy, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft ninja, blending into the shadows like a stealthy creeper in the night. No one will ever know your true identity as you sneak up on unsuspecting players and prank them with exploding sheep and invisible water traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a mysterious player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it around like a boss. Will you be the next to master the art of dragon whispering and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the thrill of being Anonymous in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky players who might be lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds and claim them as their own. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

HunchCraft Minecraft Server

acting choices, actor performance, actor portrayal, Body language, character analysis, character consistency, Character development, cinematic analysis, Cool movie, film analysis, film interpretation, film observation, film review, HunchCraft, hunched over, hunched posture, Minecraft, movie critique, on-screen presence, physical acting, physicality in film, posture issues, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6933	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just standing upright like a bunch of stiff robots? Well, on our server, we have a special mod that makes all the players hunched over like they’re carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders! It adds a whole new level of challenge to the game as you try to navigate the world while hunched over like a little goblin.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random movie quote plays in the background. Imagine digging for diamonds while hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling “I’ll be back!” or Jack Nicholson screaming “Here’s Johnny!” It’s a cinematic experience like no other!

So come join our server and experience the hilarity of being hunched over and listening to movie quotes while you mine and build to your heart’s content. It’s a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!