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RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5856	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	837
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	55
Buildings Constructed:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!