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we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
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So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying “I love to see it” just like they do in Japan!
Join us if you’d rather KYS than watch the VTuber who is always getting stuck in blocks and accidentally setting their house on fire (we won’t name names, but here’s a pic for reference).
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