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ScareCraft SMP: Spooky Stories

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Farms Harvested:	119
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the scariest thing that happened to me on this Minecraft SMP! So I was just minding my own business, building a giant statue of a potato, when suddenly a creeper snuck up behind me and blew up my whole house! I screamed so loud, I think I woke up the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not even the craziest part – turns out, the creeper was actually controlled by a secret group of evil villagers who are trying to take over the server! I had to team up with a pack of wild wolves and a talking pig to defeat them in an epic battle that lasted for hours. It was like something out of a crazy Minecraft movie!

If you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of fighting evil villagers and building giant potato statues, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of creepers, in which case, maybe stay away. But seriously, come join the fun and chaos, it’s a blast!

DisturbCraft: Witness the Weird!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Have you ever seen a creeper do the Macarena while riding a pig? Well, get ready to witness some truly bizarre and hilarious moments on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where chickens wear top hats and zombies break out into dance battles. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on in and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama)!

CreeperCraze: ScariestLifeMoment

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3082	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to mine for rare ores while dodging lava pits. Who needs a haunted house when you can experience real terror in the world of Minecraft? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

CreeperFactsMC

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a secret dungeon filled with killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, it’s like a fluffy death trap waiting to happen! But don’t worry, if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted carrot that gives you super speed and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. So come join us and test your luck in the bunny laser dungeon of doom!

SpookyIRLPlayer

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror!

SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

PixelatedNightmares

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Votes:	5225	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and epic adventures. Who knows what bizarre sights you’ll witness next? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

Spooky Minecraft SMP Story Time

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every day is a wild ride of chaos and laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and wacky builds that will make you question your sanity. From giant chicken statues to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a tradition of spooky storytelling nights, where players gather around a campfire to tell the scariest tales they can come up with. Trust us, you won’t be able to sleep after hearing about the haunted creeper that roams the server at night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Stories!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the scariest adventure of your life! We have haunted mansions filled with ghostly mobs, cursed treasure hunts that will make your hair stand on end, and a secret underground dungeon where the walls literally whisper your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to test your bravery and see if you have what it takes to survive the spookiest server around!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	144	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ores Mined:	5543	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchantments Applied:	240	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	1591	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8226
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	140

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!

Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ores Mined:	3383	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

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