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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1673 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!