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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 379 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 149 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8887 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
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