Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!
Hey all you dog-loving Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where your furry best friend can’t join in on the fun? Well, have we got the server for you!
Join our wacky world where all players must have a canine companion by their side at all times. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a pack of super intelligent Minecraft dogs who have taken over and are now in charge of all the rules and regulations. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with these puppers!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Diamond Mine, where all the rarest and most valuable resources can be found. Rumor has it that the diamonds are so shiny, they can blind you if you stare at them for too long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy-dominated Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the leader of the pack, Sir Woofs-a-Lot.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can wreak havoc and make your friends’ lives miserable? Look no further than our server! Join us and take on the role of Ben, the ultimate prankster, as you make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare. From setting traps to unleashing chaos, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild and wacky time that will leave you laughing for days!
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience all the excitement of a Hollywood romance right in the comfort of your own blocky world!
Picture this: you and your Minecraft crush laying side by side, staring up at the pixelated sky, discussing the meaning of life and debating whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures. With our server, you can create your own love story that would put any Hollywood romance to shame.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to battle dragons, ride unicorns, and even participate in a virtual dance-off with Herobrine himself. Who needs first world problems when you can have epic adventures like these?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Love, adventure, and pixelated drama await you!
Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of making friends and having fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and make friends of all ages, including fellow 30-somethings who are just as lost as you are.
Imagine a world where you can build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and engage in epic battles with other players. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of gamers to bond with? Plus, with our server, you can escape the responsibilities of adulthood and embrace your inner child once again.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making new friends, exploring new worlds, and living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even meet your new best friend while mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s never too late to make friends, especially in the world of Minecraft!
For a new player, the ”Toasted Eggplantia Community SMP” server might be a better choice as it has a smaller, more welcoming community that can help you get started.
Which server is more competitive?
Hypixel is known for its competitive gameplay and can be more toxic at times compared to the focus on collaboration in the ”Toasted Eggplantia Community SMP” server.
Which server has more frequent updates and events?
Hypixel is known for frequent updates and events, while the ”Toasted Eggplantia Community SMP” server may have limited events and updates due to its small size.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs all over the place. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter here.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
Come join us and create memories that will make you laugh until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventure of your life! Picture this: a server run by a horni mom and her daughter who do ASMR while playing Minecraft. Yes, you read that right. They’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the horni mom is secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while blindfolded. And her daughter? She’s known for her epic pranks that will leave you crying with laughter. So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wholesome that even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for all the players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.
If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wholesome adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or find a hidden portal to the land of talking llamas. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”
Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.
But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!
So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!
If You guys love pvp and enjoy fighting faction vs faction then u are going to love TheRisingPvP, this is a great server where you and your friends get together and fight for your ground in all 4 biomes and go earning power and loyalty. This is also a very fair server having known the owner he is a great guy and plays fairly. so guys this is a great server and i really think you should give it a go. have fun i know i did!!
Worlds Apart is a family run and family friendly server. We expect you to behave here as you would in front of your family. We’re also have a strict anti-profanity rule – type/talk as if you’re talking in front of your youngest/eldest family members.
Worlds Apart is not an RP server. There are some elements of RP, such as the alliances, the style of communities, and the buildings within them, but mostly, you’re expected to just be yourself.
Worlds Apart is a survival server focused on alliance-based community.
Players can choose to play normal survival or work on community development..
Noble-Craft FTB, running the FTB Ultimate Pack. Check the MOTD in your server list for current version of the pack! We have Votifier, Bukkit, and ForgeEssentials! We also offer many items and perks with donation.
Creation Nation, the Minecraft server which is out of this world!
Huge 256 X 256 plots
WorldEdit for every player
Awesome perks and features, such as DisguiseCraft, absolutely free!
Four servers (Creative, Vanilla, SkyWars, SurvivalGames)
Low latency and great uptime
Welcoming community and community forums
This is a new minecraft 1.5.1 craftbukkit server we just opened the 1 may so it is a very!!! new server but we got it all ready. Now we dont have so many plugins you are welcome to advice new plugins the plugins we got is Factions, Essentials, PermissionsEX, Worldguard, Worldedit, SetrankPEX, dynmap. so join today and have fun in this PvP, Economy and Factions server 😀 we run with almost 6 GB. and it is 24/7 and have space to 110 players
Our small New Zealand based server has always been popular with friends and family. We used to run a Bukkit server but from now on we will simply run Minecraft vanilla. If you are a nice person you are welcome to join us.
Ultra Hardcore (UHC) is a modification to Minecraft that removes automatic healing from the game. Now, you can only heal by using Golden Apples! But that is not all – instead of Golden Apples requiring 8 golden nuggets, they use golden ingots instead.
After connecting to the server, you have two options. Ultra Hardcore rounds begin once 4+ people sign up using the command /play. Once the game starts, it’s a battle to be the last one standing. Whether you’ll spend your days mining for good weapons or looking for enemies, the choice is up to you. Don’t have enough people to get a game started? Get your practice for UHC by going to the survival world, using the command /survival, and return to the lobby using /lobby.