bondi blitz – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

ad blockers, Adventures, auspol, aussies, bondi blitz, Chud, collide, constitution, day of the spoon, Epic, family, Homeless, male prostitute, mass stabbings, meds, memes, Minecraft, Perp, Poles, political implications, politicians, protest, rapefugee, rich cunts, roastie daughter, schizos, seccy, shanked, social implications, SpoonCraft, straight white male

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

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ZombieJammin’

artist, Concert, dead musician, iconic, influential, Legacy, legend, Music, Music (Industry), one night performance, Performer, resurrect, rockstar, Stage, talent, Tribute, unforgettable, ZombieJammin

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us and you might just witness the most epic concert of all time, featuring none other than a resurrected dead musician! Imagine jamming out with Mozart on the piano or headbanging with Beethoven on the guitar. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come to let loose. You might even catch a creeper busting a move on the dance floor!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just end up partying with the undead!

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SettleCraft: 5,300 Homes & Counting!

Approval, construction, controversy, Counting, Development, Expansion, Government, Homes, Housing, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, land disputes, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, Politics, population growth, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, Settlements, Urban planning, West Bank

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more homes than Israel has in West Bank settlements! We got like 5,300 new homes ready for you to build and chill in. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Imagine building your own crib in the West Bank of Minecraft, like a true boss. You can flex on all the other players with your swanky new pad. Plus, we got mad parties every night with unlimited virtual snacks and drinks. It’s gonna be off the chain, yo!

So come join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories together. Who needs Israel when you got this epic Minecraft server, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!

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FusedFireworksMC

Caution, circuit, Destruction, detonate, device, Electrical, explosion, Firework, FUSE, FusedFireworksMC, hazard, ignite, Mechanism, Prevent, Protection, Safeguard, Safety, Start, STOP, terms, trigger

join our epic minecraft server and be the ultimate destroyer or protector, depending on your mood! our server is like a crazy mix of an electrician’s dream and a pyromaniac’s paradise.

imagine setting off fireworks that can either create beautiful displays or cause massive explosions, all at your fingertips! you can be the hero who saves the day by diffusing bombs or the villain who sets off chaos wherever you go.

with endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never get bored on our server. so come on and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination!

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GlacierGoneByeBye

1980s, acceleration, Alaska, Arctic, climate change, environmental crisis, environmental impact, glacial retreat, glacier research, GlacierGoneByeBye, glaciers, global warming, ice loss, icefield depletion, Juneau icefield, melting, polar regions, rapid change, rising temperatures, shrinking glaciers, snow cover

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit like a flaming hot Cheeto! Our server be meltin’ faster than Alaska’s Juneau icefield, like seriously, it’s shrinkin’ 4.6 times faster than in the 1980s! We got more action goin’ on than a squirrel in a nut factory. Come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of yo life! Plus, we got penguins ridin’ polar bears as mounts, like what even is that?! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this party started!

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Mystic Fries SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream! Join our whitelisted server today!

Bases, bedrock, cream, Custom Textured Items, Datapacks, decoration, Events, FRIDAY, Fries, Ice, java, Join, Minecraft, mystic, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide event, smp, Survival, Today, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in the bio to join the discord
Version	1.21 Java/Bedrock can join
Description	A fun survival Minecraft server with an active growing player base. Multiple players are working on huge projects and bases.
Unique additions	Custom textured items for use and decoration. Quality of life datapacks and plugins.
Events	Server wide event planned every 2 weeks, with the first one this Friday.
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java supported

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Use the link in the bio to join the discord and get started.

Q: Can I join if I’m using a Bedrock version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock versions are supported on this server.

Q: What types of custom items are available on the server?

A: We have custom textured items for both use in gameplay and for decoration purposes.

Q: Are there any special plugins or datapacks on the server?

A: Yes, we have quality of life datapacks and plugins to enhance the player experience.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one coming up this Friday.

DigimonCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, BT-18, Comic Chapter 3, cs mod, Cyberpunk 2077 Edition, digi, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, Digimon General, digimon survive, DigimonCraft, EN Reference Book, Epilogue, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Premium Heroines, Seekers, Server, Web Novel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Cyberpunk 2077 Edition server is here to blow your mind! Join now for a chance to explore a futuristic world filled with neon lights, high-tech gadgets, and Digimon creatures roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even Habu Kazumasa himself is no longer involved with Digimon games at Bandai because he’s too busy playing on our server! And did we mention that we have a special Digimon Survive official website where you can plan your survival strategies?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that we have a Lost Evolution translation patch finally released, so you can understand every word that the Digimon creatures are saying! And don’t even get us started on the Digimon Adventure 02: THE BEGINNING US BD/DVD release – it’s like watching a movie while playing Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a true Liberator of the digital world! With comic chapters, web novels, and an official JP theme song, you’ll never want to leave our server. Plus, we have an Epilogue published, Digimon Seekers DIGEST, and Digimon Dreamers manga online distribution update – it’s a digital paradise!

But that’s not all – our server also has BT-18 box art revealed, Premium Heroines set up for pre-order, new Ichiban Kuji lottery figures, Adventure 25th Color Evolution 2nd wave US pre-orders open, and an EN Reference Book for all your Digimon needs.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most futuristic, and Digimon-filled Minecraft server out there! Join now and experience the ultimate cyberpunk adventure!

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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

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CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

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ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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