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SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

ad blockers, Adventures, auspol, aussies, bondi blitz, Chud, collide, constitution, day of the spoon, Epic, family, Homeless, male prostitute, mass stabbings, meds, memes, Minecraft, Perp, Poles, political implications, politicians, protest, rapefugee, rich cunts, roastie daughter, schizos, seccy, shanked, social implications, SpoonCraft, straight white male

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

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EurotardCraft Minecraft Server

closed-mindedness, cultural ignorance, cultural insensitivity, discrimination, disrespectful attitudes, ethnocentrism, Eurocentrism, European stereotypes, EurotardCraft, eurotards, ignorance, intolerance, lack of education, Minecraft, narrow-mindedness, negative stereotypes, offensive behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, societal attitudes, Xenophobia

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with eurotards who don’t know how to have fun? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the eurotard spirit and take it to a whole new level!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!

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GymCreeperBlocker420

athletes, Community, emailing, football coach, GymCreeperBlocker420, HIGH, high school, Injuries, Intake, Marijuana, Paperwork, programming, sports, Stoned, strength and conditioning, summer lifting, Texting, Training, volunteer, volunteering, weight room

Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

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FamBam Betrayal

abandonment, BETRAYAL, coping, Disappointment, Dysfunctional, emotional, FamBam, family, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Loneliness, moving on, neglect, realization, relationships, Self Discovery, Support, TOXIC, Trust

Are you tired of your so-called “family” never being there for you in Minecraft? Join our server and build a new family with us! Our community is so tight-knit, we’ll have your back more than your own siblings ever did. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly Endermen who just want to help players find their true home in the pixelated world. So say goodbye to your fake family and hello to your new blocky buddies on our server!

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HongKongSuicideCraft Server

anxiety, Awareness, Cases, Concern Group, counseling, Crisis, depression, Help, HIGH, Hong Kong, HongKongSuicideCraft, HOTLINE, intervention, mental health, Prevention, public health, Server, statistics, stigma, stress, suicides, Support

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing hitting a high is your FUN LEVEL! we got more suicides than hong kong, but don’t worry, it’s all just PIXELS! join now and experience the thrill of jumping off cliffs and respawning like a BOSS. our concern group is here to make sure you have the time of your LIFE (or death, whatever). so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to INSANITY!

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MarriageCraft: No Kids Allowed

advocacy, Africa, Allowed, Ban, Bans, child marriage, children, Development, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kids, law, Legal, legislation, Marriage, MarriageCraft, policy, Protection, RIGHTS, Sierra Leone, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban child marriage just like Sierra Leone! we don’t want any little steve or alex getting hitched before their time, so come build, mine, and fight mobs with us in a safe and child-friendly environment. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw wild parties every night. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the fun! so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a minecraft experience like no other.

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EdgeOfGloryMC

athletic competition, athletic performance, Competition, edge placement, EdgeOfGloryMC, lane positioning, laned sports, race favorite, race favorites, race tactics, sports psychology, sports strategy, sports visibility, Sportsmanship, strategy, swim, swimming races, track, track events, VISIBILITY, visual advantage

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers give the best hugs (watch out tho, they explode).

u know why u should join? cuz our players are so pro, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat while doing a handstand. and our moderators are like magical unicorns, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter wherever they go.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted gear and golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching a pack of wild wolves fight over a steak.

so come on over to our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). join us now and let the adventure begin!

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CitrineCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, multiplayer survival factions minigames economy PVP roleplay creative skyblock dungeons quests mods plugins exploration building trading clans events loot pets, PvP

Welcome to CitrineCraft! With us you will never get bored 🙂

Our server has a lot of stuff to do such as Leveling up your skills Grinding Making bases Having fun with other players Open public markets And lot more!

Join us today

CitrineCraft.minehut.gg

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PolarPrison

animated, Bosses, Crates, Custom, Envoys, Free OP Items, Gangs, Keyalls, Minecraft, Pickaxe Enchants, PolarPrison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, PvP, season 1, upgradeable

Welcome to POLARPRISON SEASON 1 [1.8-1.21]

MANY CUSTOM FEATURES, INCLUDING: – Custom, Upgradeable, and Animated Pickaxe Enchants – Private Mines – Gangs – Bosses – Envoys – Crates and Keyalls – Free OP Items

play.polarprison.net

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ZoneGens

banner, blocks, Community, Cool, Fighting, Gaming, Gen, Generator, Gens, GIF, Materials, mine, Minecraft, planet minecraft, PvP, Server, Strongest, Survival, Upgrade, watch out, ZoneGens

Zonegens is the coolest Gen / PVP server on minecraft!in this server you can mine blocks to earn materials and eventually upgrade them to become the strongest. Watch out though, PVP is ON!

zonegens.minefort.com

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HexArchon: Where everything is so custom that even the creepers wear tuxedos

community engagement, CREEPERS, Custom, Custom Armor, Custom Bosses, Custom Dungeons, custom mechanics, custom pets, Custom Plugins, Custom Quests, custom server, Custom Shops, custom weapons, Exploration, HexArchon, mmo, Player Economy, player interaction, player rewards, smp, tuxedos, Unique Features, wear
HexArchon Overview

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

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Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Various gameplay mechanics including Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X

RAM 3200MHz 64GB

Storage 2TB NVME SSD

Location US East Coast

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CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Server Trailer	Watch Now
Discord Server	Join Now
Wiki	Visit Now

HexArchon Overview

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

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