Bonanza MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Birdie Bandit Bonanza

bonanza, kleptoparasite, wildlife, Transmission, seabirds

come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

Health benefits of sex, Boosting birth rate, Sex on work breaks, fertility rate, government policy

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

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Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza

birth rate crisis, Vladimir Putin, societal pressure, baby, government intervention.

join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies

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Minecraft SMP: Battle Royale Bonanza /brb/

PC, Characters, Training Mode, Competitive Gaming, Community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep have mohawks and the creepers wear sunglasses.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. If you want to join his army of feathered warriors, you’ll have to prove your worth by challenging him to a dance-off.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a group of woolly gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. If you cross them, you might find yourself on the wrong end of a llama spit attack.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Ender Dragon while riding a pig. It’s not easy, but the bragging rights are totally worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.

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BedWars Bonanza Minecraft Server

relationship, Minecraft, apartment, Cheating, Overnight

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and claim your rightful spot? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing your ground, even when it comes to your bed!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, where you can show off your courage and determination. Just like the player who refused to give up his bed for his girlfriend’s friend – now that’s the kind of spirit we’re looking for in our players!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server! Just remember, on our server, the bed is sacred and must be defended at all costs. See you there!

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Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

Greeting, Minecraft, b10, Newbro guide, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

foot in mouth, Shocking.., blunder, Regrettable, mistake

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

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BlockyBrits Brexit Bonanza

european union, BlockyBrits, SOVEREIGNTY, Economy, Brits

Hey there, Minecrafters of Reddit! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you!

Imagine a world where Brexit was actually a Minecraft server – chaotic, unpredictable, and full of surprises at every turn. Join us on this wild adventure where you never know what will happen next. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of trade deals and alliances? Will you be able to survive the constant political drama and backstabbing?

But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Build your own Brexit-inspired creations, from giant walls to quirky customs checkpoints. Join forces with other players to form your own political parties and fight for control of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden truth behind Brexit itself.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience Brexit like never before. Who knew politics could be this much fun?

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CoralCraft: Bleach Bash Bonanza

great barrier reef, Coral Reefs, marine ecosystem, global warming, 400-year record

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the great barrier reef ocean temperatures is our gameplay! we have so much fun, you’ll be bleaching your brain with excitement!

our server is so lit, it’s like a coral bleaching event happening every other day! you’ll never be bored with us, we promise. plus, our community is as colorful as a coral reef, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

so why wait? dive into the fun and join us today! who needs the great barrier reef when you can have the great minecraft server experience with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

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Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

ComboGestureExpressions, furry thread, Male/boy model list, lms, Speed Mating

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

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