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BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	295	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their diamond armor with leather ones. It’s all in good fun, right?

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the dancing skeletons who guard it. They may challenge you to a dance-off for the loot!

3. Our server events are wilder than a pack of wolves on a rollercoaster. From llama races to chicken jousting, there’s never a dull moment.

4. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special mod that allows you to tame and ride your very own fire-breathing companion. Just make sure to have some marshmallows handy for the ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Dark Souls 1 Randomizer Minecraft SMP

Anon, Backstabs, bell ringing, boss randomizations, bridge wyvern, capra demon, cheese strategy, Dark, dark souls 1, game sucks, INVISIBLE, manserpents, Minecraft, priscilla, randomizer, recommended, silver knights, smp, Souls, tanky enemies, Taurus Demon, titanite shard, Upgrade

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a challenge that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where every enemy is super tanky and resources are as scarce as diamonds in a desert. You’ll have to rely on your wits and backstabbing skills to survive against manserpents and silver knights who just won’t go down without a fight.

But that’s not all! Our boss randomizations will have you laughing until you cry. Imagine facing off against Capra Demon in the place of Taurus Demon, or Priscilla taking on the role of the bridge wyvern and just standing there, invisible, doing absolutely nothing.

So if you’re ready for a challenge that will test your Minecraft skills and make you question your life choices, join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience, because things are about to get crazy!

Virgin GF Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	9144
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	44

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by used goods? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is a virgin and no one has ever been spunked on! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the horrors of Chad and his conquests. Build your own virgin paradise and never worry about settling for used goods again. Join us and embrace the purity of Minecraft!

The Voted Minecraft SMP King

Choice, comedy, decision, Decision making, election, election results, funny, humor, humor in politics, King, Laughing Out Loud, Laughter, Minecraft, mistake, political humor, Politics, refunds, regret, smp, voted, voter’s remorse, Voting, voting consequences, voting process

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	137
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.

Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!

😈 LuckyWorld 😈 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, beautiful spawn, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, Cheap donations, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, donation services, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Ip:, kind admins, Kind Players, Latest Version, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minigames, Mob Arena, No dupes, No Lags, one block, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quake, self-built, Shop, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transformations, Website, Weddings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clans

▒ ➥ Cool MiniGames

▒ ➥ Weddings

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Transformations, clans, lucky blocks!

▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

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Our IP: mclucky.net

Our website: https://lucky-world.ru/

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Neet Kunoichi’s Cozy Minecraft Server

action, Anime, BODYGUARD, comedy, Cozy, Demons, friendship, Genius Kunoichi, homemaking skills, japanese animation, kunoichi, Kunoichis, Lazy Otaku, living together, Manga, Minecraft, Nazeka Dousei Hajimemashita, NEET, Neet Kunoichi, neet lifestyle, Otaku, pampering, romance, Salaryman, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Farms Harvested:	787	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of being attacked by demons and saved by a lazy otaku NEET ninja! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious hijinks, and heartwarming moments of Tsukasa pampering Shizuri like she’s a princess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a talented staff, including the director who brought you Bamboo Blade and Sora no Otoshimono. And let’s not forget about our amazing theme songs, like “Neet In Jam” by REAL AKIBA BOYS – a song so catchy, even the demons can’t resist dancing to it!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with a lazy ninja and becoming a master of homemaking skills in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, Aria, cope, Dark Corvus, Epic, epic seven, general, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, smp, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Animals Bred:	106	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.

And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Gossip Streamers Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	3581
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the “Emi shit talking Miz behind his back edition” where you can witness all the juicy gossip unfold in real-time.

Ever wonder why Emi’s friend randomly tweeted about her talking smack the day after they had a conversation? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous situation and maybe even start some drama of your own!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join, like secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and plenty of tea-spilling moments, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what drama will unfold next!

µCraft SMP – Torrent Edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers with lame clients that crash all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your shitty client because we only accept players who have upgraded to the almighty µTorrent 2.2.1!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#clues, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Conspiracy, crime, Deception, detective, Evidence, hidden, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205186076, Party, plot twist, Police, Secrets, Server, suspects, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!