Welcome to Stole Minecraft Server!
Stole is a 6v6 TDM game inspired by Roblox’s Bombline. It’s all about having a blast with your buddies. With random loadouts and cool kits, you can set your own goals like getting a high KDR or unlocking all the goodies. So, grab your friends and jump in for some mindless fun!
Join us now and let the chaos begin!
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ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U GET INSTANTLY TRANSPORTED TO A LAND WHERE U CAN RIDE ON ENDER DRAGONS AND FLY WITH WINGS MADE OF RAINBOWS? YEAH, IT’S LITERALLY A DREAM COME TRUE, BRO!
PLUS, THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL FAMOUS CELEBRITIES WHO WILL GIVE U AUTOGRAPHS IN EXCHANGE FOR EMERALDS! AND IF U FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, U’LL BE RICH BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS!
SO, LIKE, FORGET ABOUT POLITICS AND JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND LAUGH TIL UR SIDES HURT! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT, DUDE!
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Join our server for a chance to embark on quests like collecting 1000 pink sheep wool for a fashion show, or finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep in the mines. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret quest to defeat the evil Chicken Overlord and his army of feathered minions.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Torch of Morning Star? Join our server for a wild ride filled with quests, limited-time missions, and more drama than a summer event in Fate/Grand Order!
Embark on new missions in Blank Earth, where the AP consumption is as low as the chances of achieving a great or super success for all servants! And don’t miss out on our Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign, where the login bonus includes Golden Apples, Hellfire of Wisdom, and enough Heroic Spirit Crystal Star Fou-kun to make your enemies jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server for a chance to summon limited 5 Foreigner Abigail Williams(夏), 4 Rider Murasaki Shikibu, and 4* Berserker Brynhildr – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out with these epic characters?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Fate/Grand Order events like never before! Who needs a Friendlist spreadsheet when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, summoning, and conquering together!
Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!
| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! |
| CPU: | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
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| RAM: | 12GB (32GB total) |
| Location: | San Jose, California, United States |
| Platform: | Fabric 1.21 |
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Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.