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KyivCraft: Not Just for Russian Airstrikes!

air raid, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, casualties reported, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, Officials, political tension, Russian, Russian airstrike, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1137
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	186	Buildings Constructed:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

lol so like, if u dont wanna get blown up by russian airstrikes, u should totally join our minecraft server instead! like, who needs real life drama when u can have virtual fun, amirite? plus, our server has like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and u can build a house made out of candy. also, one time a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everyone had to wear banana costumes. so like, if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and enter a world of pure craziness, join our server now!

DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3579	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!

Putin’s Air Raid Frenzy

aggression, Air, air attacks, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalating, foreign policy, Frenzy, homeland security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, political tensions, putin, Putins, Raid, RETALIATION, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9508
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

yo yo yo, u heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like ukraine’s escalating air attacks but in minecraft form, bringing putin’s invasion home to russia! join us for some explosive pvp action and build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos. we got custom weapons like rocket launchers and tanks, so come on and join the madness! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden base, u’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and gold. so what u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together!

ElderlyCraft: Kursk Blitz

air raid, airstrike, Attack, Blitz, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Claims, Conflict, Destruction, double airstrike, Elderly, ElderlyCraft, healthcare facility, international news, investigation, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, Military, nursing home, russia, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, so like, dis server be so lit dat even Russia be launchin’ double airstrikes on a freakin’ nursing home just to try and stop us from playin’ on it! Like, they be so jelly of our epic builds and insane PvP skills dat they be tryna take us out, but we just keep respawning and wreckin’ ’em again and again. Join us on dis server if you wanna be part of da most epic battle in Minecraft history, where even the military can’t stop us from havin’ a blast! Let’s show Russia who’s boss and dominate dis server together!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Animals Bred:	113	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, Minecraft, Missile, nato, Russian, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

OMG, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a wild ride of craziness and chaos! like, imagine if Minecraft was invaded by Russian missiles and drones, and Kyiv got hit! but don’t worry, our server is like a safe haven from all that madness. u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos, or u can join the resistance and fight back against the Russian invaders! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! so come join us and let’s show those missiles and drones who’s boss!

YemenAirStrikez Minecraft Server

air strikes, Airport, Bombing, CASUALTIES, chief, Conflict, emergency response, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Server, three, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War, Who, Yemen, YemenAirStrikez

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LITERALLY SO LIT, U WON’T BELIEVE IT! LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, THE OWNER OF THE SERVER WAS CHILLIN’ AT YEMEN AIRPORT AND THEN BAM, ISRAELI AIR STRIKES HIT AND KILLED THREE PEOPLE! BUT LIKE, DON’T WORRY, THAT’S JUST HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF EXPLOSIONS AND ADVENTURE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE

CreeperCraft: Missile Mayhem on Xmas

aggression, Bombing, CASUALTIES, christmas morning, Conflict, Creepercraft, Crisis, Destruction, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, mass missile, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Politics, russia, SECURITY, TERRORIZES, Ukraine, violence, War, XMAS

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6311	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia on christmas morning! we got drones flying around dropping creepers on unsuspecting players, it’s chaos but in a fun way! join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a war zone while building your dream castle! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos all day, every day?! come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Minecraft Pirates: The Search for the One Piece

action, Adventure, Anime, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, Grand Line, law, Manga, marineford, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Mystery, nakama, one piece, Piece, Pirates, search, SHONEN, Straw Hat Pirates, Supernatural, Trafalgar Law, Treasure

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Potions Brewed:	191	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only law is no griefing? Well, look no further because on our server, Law has gone missing! That’s right, there are no rules, no restrictions, and chaos reigns supreme. Join us if you dare to navigate the wild west of Minecraft where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Build towering castles, unleash hordes of creepers on unsuspecting players, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs Law when you have anarchy? Join us now and see what madness awaits!

Blocky BJs – No Protection Needed Minecraft Server

BJs, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, condomless, consent, consequences, Decision making, desire, impulse control, Intimacy, Minecraft, Needed, oral sex, Pleasure, Protection, relationship, risky behavior, safe sex, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, sexual health, temptation, Trust, unprotected sex

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!

Crafty Humiliation: Where Minecraft meets cultural enlightenment! Join now for a unique gaming experience!

community traditions, Country, Crafty, Cultural, cultural ceremonies, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, cultural rituals, customs, enlightenment, Experience, Flag, Gaming, Humiliation, humiliation rituals, Join, meets, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, pic rel, public shaming, ritualistic practices, social customs, social norms, societal behavior, Traditions, Unique, yes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a unique feature where players can participate in hilarious humiliation rituals inspired by different countries around the world. Want to see what it’s like to be a flag bearer in your country? Join our server and experience the ultimate embarrassment in a fun and wacky way! Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening and entertaining? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1008
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)

Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, bad, change in roles, change of heart, character arc, Character development, Day, Good vs. Evil, guys, Hero, Minecraft, new perspective, plot twist, Protagonist, Redemption, redemption arc, rule, Save, Secretly, Sequel, Server, story progression, transformation, turning point, unexpected hero, unexpected twist, Villain, Villain2Hero

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring heroes saving the day in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain becomes the hero in the sequel! That’s right, forget about predictable storylines where the good guys always win. On our server, the bad guys get a chance to redeem themselves and become the ultimate heroes!

Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

Adventure, Bond, bros, brotherhood, brothers, celebration, coming home, Crafting, family, Happiness, homecoming, Journey, Khazarian, Khazarian brothers, Kraziness, love, Memories, Nostalgia, reunion, Siblings, travel, Unity

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Potions Brewed:	174	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Khazarian bros are taking over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Benchmark, chocobos, collaboration, Community, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, game is dead, Linkshells, Lodestone, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Patch 7.0, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, XIV, xivg

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a whole new world of craziness!

We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?

But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!

And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!

Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

blocky, bonanza, Breaktime, bros, browse, Day, dogshit, Escape, Faggots, gthave, Happy, hate, home, Long, Long day, Loser, r9k, Reality, Relate, School, unethical thoughts, Virgin, work, workschool..

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

Boomers, makes zoomers seethe, NTR, oldfags, proud NTR board, QUIT, RAGE, Reign, SeetheCraft, sorry loosers, SUPREME, usedgods, zoomer chuds, zoomers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

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