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“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1310	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	579	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6371	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

Confused, Entertained, ignore, IGNORE ME, ignore me ignore me, ignore me ignore me long trail tags, ignore me ignore me tags, ignore me long trail tags, ignore me tags, LolCraft, long trail tags, me, mobs, Players, tags

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Co-less-ium: Where chaos and fighting reign supreme!

2b2t, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colessium, fair playing field, Fighting, freedom, Hacks, hands off, imagination, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, op, player-creativity, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Reign, Server, SUPREME, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to colesium.org – Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features	No rules, PvP environment, Vanilla Survival Gamemode, Hacks allowed, Hands-off approach
Join Us	Visit us on Discord \| IP: colesium.org \| Version: 1.20.4

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Feel free to play as you please.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy pls come 😀