IP: bathbombexplosion.About.minecraft
We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures
Join us and experience the thrill of self-inserting into fearless warriors who aren’t afraid of anything – especially not vaginas. Take on epic quests, build incredible structures, and unleash your inner badass as you conquer the virtual world like a boss.
So why settle for boring protagonists when you can join our server and become a legendary hero in your own right? Trust us, one bomb just isn’t enough to contain all the excitement waiting for you here. Join now and let the insanity begin!
imagine this: u log on to the server and suddenly u are transported to a world where u can launch precision glide bombs on targets in russia! yea, u heard me right, u can be like ukraine and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies with ur own epic bombs!
but wait, there’s more! not only can u rain destruction on ur foes, but u can also build ur own epic base filled with traps and secret passages to protect ur loot from pesky raiders. and if u get bored of blowing stuff up, u can always challenge ur friends to a dance-off in the town square.
so what are u waiting for? join the server now and become the ultimate bomb-dropping, base-building, dance-off champion! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| IP | 164.92.188.184 or tau.moe |
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| Welcome Message | Welcome to tau.moe. A vanilla server with few plugins (world guard to claim regions), here we try to replicate good old multiplayer minecraft experience from times when grass was greener. Rules: – no cheats – griefing using exploits – no spawn griefing – no chat spam. |
A: No, cheats are not allowed on this server.
A: The server only has world guard to allow players to claim regions.
A: Griefing using exploits is not allowed. Players must respect other players’ builds and belongings.
A: No, spawn griefing is not allowed. The spawn area should be kept clean and welcoming for all players.
A: No, chat spam is not allowed. Please keep the chat respectful and on-topic.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and an insatiable craving for french fries).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: if Star Citizen ever miraculously gets a 98 on Metacritic, we’ll personally fly you to the moon in-game on a rocket made of enchanted obsidian. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!
Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you out, like our secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our custom-built dungeons are filled with treasure and traps that will keep you on your toes.
And if you ever get bored of fighting off hordes of undead, you can always join our weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we boogie down with the Piglins and Endermen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a lava pit.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server on the block. Who knows, you might just be the last living person on Earth, but at least you’ll have a blast doing it!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.
Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
imagine mining for diamonds while also saving lives, that’s the kind of epicness you’ll find on this server. not only will you be building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss, but you’ll also be contributing to groundbreaking medical research. who knew gaming could be so noble, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly legendary. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come on, do it for the memes!