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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3378 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.
plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!