Bolsheviks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> 107 Years Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Players Killed by Monsters:	5530
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of waiting for that sweet, sweet kino about the taking of the winter palace? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have reenacted the entire event in blocky glory! Join us and witness the epic battle between the Bolsheviks and the Provisional Government, complete with exploding TNT cannons and flying pigs (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with historical reenactments, llama conspiracies, and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	56

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	74

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Animals Bred:	153	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Villages Defended:	7	Mines Excavated:	1838
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crops Grown:	3729
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, Anime, comedy, Fans, finally out, friendship, Girls Love, high school, hilarious, humor, japanese, long awaited, Manga, meets, Minecraft, New Release, Oomuro-ke, OomuroCraft, Otaku, school life, series, slice of life, SpinOff, Trackers, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Towns Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

big booty, bitch boys, Bitches, BLOCK, creampie, crossdressors, Dominant, femboys, girly boys, horny, ILoveRapingBitches57, kik, masculine dom, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes, obedient sub, pimps, PIXEL, Players, punishment, REWARD, Server, sext, shemales, Sluts, submissive, Traps

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

Adventure, bali, Bangkok, Blockheads, CHANGE, Chaos, Coof, Crafting, Explore, Friends, Future, holidays, Hope, MATES, pandemic, past 6 years, Plans, Recover, TOKYO, travel, uncertainty, unite, vacation, Years, yen

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, dreams, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, memes, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Buildings Constructed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!