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Meat Lovers’ Brain Drain

bacon, bologna, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia, dementia risk, diet, Drain, health, long-term study, Lovers, meat, meat consumption, nutrition, processed meat, processed meat consumption, red meat, red meat consumption, Risk, SAUSAGE, study

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna keep your brain cells intact and avoid turning into a zombie villager, then you gotta join our EPIC Minecraft server! We got all the red meat haters up in here, making sure you stay sharp and focused while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Forget about those other servers that serve up nothing but bacon and sausage, we’re all about that veggie power to keep your mind clear and your reflexes quick. Trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve over there who ate one too many pork chops and now he can’t even remember how to make a crafting table.

So come on down to our server and join the veggie revolution! Your brain will thank you, and you’ll be building the coolest creations in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays here on the weekends. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4128
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Buildings Constructed:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoodieFiascoCraft

Apology, bbq, bologna, childhood friends, childhood memories, Communication, food preferences, food sensitivity, FoodieFiascoCraft, friendship, Guilt, hamburgers, Hot Dogs, kids party, misunderstanding, parenting, parenting challenges, party etiquette, picky eater, social etiquette, social gatherings

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	240	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8148	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of ruining kids’ lives with your innocent food jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be ruining is your opponent’s chances of winning!

We have a special “Bologna vs. Hot Dog” mini-game where you can settle the debate once and for all. Choose your side and battle it out in an epic food fight like never before. Will you be the champion of processed meats?

But that’s not all, we also have a “Picky Eater Challenge” where you can test your skills at eating the weirdest Minecraft foods. From rotten flesh to spider eyes, can you stomach it all and come out victorious?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some hilarious memories together. And remember, no bologna allowed!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Star Shards Collected:	108	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	127
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Emeralds Found:	2929	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dimension Hops:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9636
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!