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Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4206
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	173	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	2133
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	193	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	734
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	581	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5109
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	435	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	7217
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

addiction, Chuckle, cigarettes, Comical, enjoyment, Entertainment, funny, HEHE, humor, Land, LAUGH, lava, lols, meme, Relaxation, silly, smoke break, smokemei, Smokemeis, smoking, Social, stress relief, tobacco, unwind

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!