Boiling Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eggcellent Adventures

Adventures, Boiling, Breakfast, Consistent, Cooking, Culinary, DELICIOUS, EASY, Eggcellent, Food, hard-boiled egg, healthy, Humanity, Popular, protein, Regions, shared experience, Simple, snack, tradition, Universal, Versatile

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Boiling, Creepercraft, Cunt, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, explicit, Harassment, inappropriate comments, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate language, Minecraft, Misogyny, offensive, offensive language, Server, sexism, sexual harassment, sexual objectification, verbal abuse, vulgar language

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your hair out? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber ducky as your weapon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Queen, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat her in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt cooled) on our server!

LOLcraft: Holokek’s Rage Zone

#venting, anger, ANNOYED, Boiling, emotional, exasperated, Frustration, fuming, Heated, Holokek, Holokeks, infuriated, irate, irritated, livid, LolCraft, RAGE, really mad, Seething, stress, Upset, wrathful, Zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9112	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you say “Holokek, I’m really mad right now” (but in a good way, of course)!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about exploring our enchanted forest filled with talking trees who will tell you the dankest memes of the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotions, feelings, genuine love, infatuation, lasting love, long term love, love, LuvNotInfatuation, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, romantic love, romantic relationship, Signs Of Love, smp, soulmate, true feelings., true love

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyConspiracies

9/11 inside job, alternative facts, area 51, BELIEF, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, false flag, government cover-up, hidden agenda., illuminati, JFK assassination cover-up, mind control, moon landing hoax, new world order, paranormal activity, reptilian overlords, secret society, truth seeker, ufo sightings

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	643216	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

SoupThrower Minecraft Server

activism, Activists, art, art history, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, environmental activism, environmentalism, famous paintings, Jail, Justice, Minecraft, Oil, protest, protest art, punishment, Server, Soup, SoupThrower, Sunflowers, van Gogh, Vandalism

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Farms Harvested:	214	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown

aid worker, AidWorkerDown, breaking news, Charity, Conflict, crime, Crisis, family, gaza, GazaCraft, gunmen, humanitarian, International, investigation, kill, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, shoot, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza, violence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	3060
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers! we promise no gunmen here, only friendly players ready to build and explore together. plus, our charity events are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re saving the world one block at a time. bring your family along for the ride and watch as they become minecraft masters in no time. join now for a killer time, but not literally, we don’t mess with that stuff here.

Lootbox Madness: Gamble or Shop?

addiction, compulsive behavior, excessive spending, gamble, gambling, intervention, lootbox, lootbox addiction, lootbox counseling, lootbox help, lootbox intervention, lootbox problem, lootbox recovery, lootbox spending, lootbox support, lootbox therapy, Lootboxes, madness, mental health, problem gambling, problem shopping, Shop, shopping, Therapy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lootboxes that will make u question ur life choices!!! spend all ur money on virtual items that u dont even need!!! u might end up in debt but at least u will have a sick diamond sword!!! join now and see if u have a shopping problem or a gambling problem!!! either way, u will have a blast on our server!!! come on, what are u waiting for??? dive into the virtual world of questionable financial decisions!!!

Vanilla Java 1.21: Where Ordinary Meets Hermitcraft-like, with a Side of Fabric and Whitelist

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Focused, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraftlike, java, Map, meets, Nether, ordinary, Player Base, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Side, Simple VoiceChat, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	160	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	4504

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Minecraft Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Our Server Features

Version: 1.21 – Always up to date with the latest features and updates!
Community-Focused: Small, friendly group of players building, adventuring, and working on projects together.
Grief Protection: Measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

Mods

– BlueMap

– AudioPlayer

– Simple VoiceChat

– Dragon Elytra Drops

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players: Like-minded individuals who are active and respectful.
Whitelisted server to ensure a high-quality community.
Events: Participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD

We can’t wait to see what amazing creations you bring to the server!

Happy crafting!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life mods.
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
Are there griefers on the server?	We have measures in place to protect builds from griefing.
What kind of events do you have?	We host PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Van Gogh’s Souped Minecraft Server

Art Conservation, art history, Art Reproductions, artistic interpretation, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, famous artists, Fossil Fuels, Goghs, Impressionist Art, Just Stop Oil, Minecraft, OIL INDUSTRY, renewable energy, Server, Souped, Souped Again, Stop Oil Pollution, sustainable practices, van, Van Gogh Paintings, Vincent Van Gogh, youtube video

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness the madness of Van Gogh paintings coming to life and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Our server is so wild that even the oil paintings are trying to escape their canvas prisons! Who knew that Minecraft could be so avant-garde? Join us for a truly surreal experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure. Join now and help us stop the madness of Van Gogh paintings souping around the server! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Asian heritage, bamboo, Brit, British economy, British politics, budget planning, chancellor, conservative party, economic policy, edish, environmental initiatives, Finance minister, financial management, fiscal responsibility, government spending, green technology, Minecraft, political leadership, renewable resources, rishi sunak, smp, Sustainable development, UK Government

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Rishi Sunak and bamboo dishes collide in a hilarious and chaotic adventure.

Picture this: Rishi Sunak, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has decided to take a break from politics and dive headfirst into the world of Minecraft. But here’s the twist – he’s obsessed with bamboo dishes! Yes, you heard that right. Rishi Sunak is on a mission to collect as many bamboo dishes as possible, and he needs your help to do it.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most outrageous bamboo dishes in the land. Encounter wacky characters, solve mind-bending puzzles, and battle fearsome mobs as you race against time to fulfill Rishi Sunak’s bamboo dish obsession.

But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of pandas who are determined to steal Rishi Sunak’s precious bamboo dishes. Will you be able to outsmart the pandas and secure the ultimate collection of bamboo dishes for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness of Rishi Sunak x bamboo edish like never before!

BlockPartyMom

Baby name, baby shower, BlockPartyMom, c-section, Communication, compassion, cousin names, Decision making, emotional impact, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family tension, family traditions, Family Values, hurt feelings, infertility struggles, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, sibling rivalry, sister relationships

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you can create your own unique world and name your creations whatever you want – no family drama allowed! Plus, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battles, all without anyone stealing your baby name.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs cousins sharing names when you can have a pet dragon instead? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the most drama-free server around!