| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7219 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2146 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 101 | Magic Items Found: | 1710 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1932 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 84 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1897 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 986 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2805 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9274 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 257 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3463 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7464 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1092 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 962 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
