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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2120 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1187 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
