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BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, jp, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery of the Missing Shrimp, Normals, PVs, RABBIT SQUAD, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Summer Mission, student council, Ultimate

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the Special Summer Mission where you’ll help the RABBIT SQUAD solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp – because who doesn’t love a good shrimp mystery?

But that’s not all! Take part in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like a medieval knight battle, but in Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where you’ll be escorting your teammates to victory – because teamwork makes the dream work, right?

And for our global players, we have the Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council – because who knew balancing books could be so intense in Minecraft? Plus, take on the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro in an Urban setting with Torment and Light Armor – it’s like a high-stakes city showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for 2x Hards, 2x Bounties, and 2x Commissions – because who doesn’t love double the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the crazy adventures and wacky events waiting for you on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

ethical choices, generational differences, luxury food, meat options, Minecraft, Server, vegetarian choices, vegetarian couple, vegetarian culture, vegetarian ethics, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarian menu, vegetarian values, vegetarian wedding, VeggieCraft, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding menu, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding traditions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up a menu that’s more controversial than a vegetarian wedding feast! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated veggies and meat-free madness.

Are you tired of the same old meaty Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’re serving up a fully vegetarian menu that will leave you questioning your carnivorous ways. Our virtual chefs have cooked up a storm of plant-based delights that will have you saying, “Who needs meat anyway?”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, we’re not afraid to stick to our veggie guns and serve up a feast that’s as green as the grass blocks in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the joy of a meat-free Minecraft world where the only thing getting grilled is the tofu!

And don’t worry about your parents complaining, because on our server, everyone is welcome to enjoy the veggie goodness. So say goodbye to boring old meat dishes and hello to a Minecraft server that’s as fresh and green as a creeper’s explosion. Join us now and let the vegetarian fun begin!

CakeCrafty Cousins

adulting, baking, BIAS, Cake, CakeCrafty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cookout, cousins, family, family dynamics, family gathering, joint ownership, pantry stand, Picnic, problem solving, space issue, tradition, Trust, vacation, vacation property

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we solve family drama with cake! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tiny countertops, sassy aunts, and vertical space solutions.

Are you tired of being treated like a kid when you’re actually an adult with mad baking skills? Well, on our server, you can prove everyone wrong by baking a cake that will blow their minds (and their taste buds).

We’ve got crazy aunts who will do anything to stop you from baking that cake, but fear not, we’ve got vertical pantry stands to save the day! Watch as Aunt Beatrice sulks and rolls her eyes at the sight of your delicious creation.

Join us now and show everyone that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a master baker who can conquer any obstacle (even if it’s a lack of safe food storage). Don’t listen to the haters who say it’s not your place to fix the space issue – on our server, anything is possible, even turning a family picnic into a baking showdown.

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2497
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own movie masterpiece! Imagine reenacting your favorite scenes with a bunch of blocky characters and pixelated explosions. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to fulfill all your cinematic dreams? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of this elusive specter and become the next Minecraft movie star!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7795	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where building and exploring are just the beginning of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the most epic virtual world ever created, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a special potion that turns your character into a hot, shirtless Steve with abs of steel. Who needs diamonds when you can have that kind of eye candy roaming around?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bed, rumored to give you superhuman strength and agility in the game. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you defeat them in a PvP battle using only a wooden sword and a feather!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zelenskyy’s DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense procurement, defense systems, DefenseCraft, eastern europe, F-16 warplanes, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military modernization, military upgrades, Minecraft, national security, NATO support, Patriot air defense systems, President Zelenskyy, security alliance, Server, Ukraine, Zelenskyys

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

LOL ukraine be like “gimme dem air defense systems and F-16s, we need to protect our minecraft server from creepers and zombies!” join our server to help ukraine defend against virtual enemies and become a hero in the pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and save ukraine from the evil mobs, because why not? #minecraftforukraine #protectthepixels

NukeCraftRevival

alternative energy sources, carbon emissions, Electricity Supply, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy production, energy security, environmental impact, government decision, italy, nuclear energy, nuclear power plants, nuclear technology, NukeCraftRevival, power generation, public opinion, Reactor, reconsideration, renewable energy, sustainable energy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

lol imagine if Italy was like “yo let’s bring back nuclear energy after 35 years of chillin’ without it” like they just woke up from a nap and were like “oh yeah, we had reactors once, let’s fire those bad boys back up!”

come join our minecraft server where we have reactors that never shut down cuz we’re always partying and making energy like it’s nobody’s business. we’re like Italy but on steroids, except our reactors are totally safe and won’t blow up your house (unless you want them to, then we can arrange that too).

so come on over and join the fun, we’ve got glowing green blocks and radioactive sheep, it’s a blast (literally, sometimes). who needs Italy when you can have our crazy server of nuclear madness? let’s get glowing, baby! 🚀🔥🐑

ElecHypersensMCrealm

cosmic rays, ElecHypersensMCrealm, electromagnetic exposure, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic hypersensitivity, electromagnetic pollution, electromagnetic radiation, electromagnetic sensitivity, electromagnetic sensitivity causes, electromagnetic sensitivity symptoms, electromagnetic waves, Environment, health, Illness, knowledge, Neutrinos, radiation, Science, sensitivity, Symptoms, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on! Like, if u think u got electromagnetic hypersensitivity, dis server will cure u! We got special powers dat block out dem neutrinos and cosmic rays, so u can play Minecraft without worryin bout gettin zapped by dem pesky rays. Plus, we got unicorns dat shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. So come join da fun and leave dem cosmic rays behind!

TerpeneCraft: The Ultimate Pain Relief Server

#terpenes, Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, chronic neuropathic pain, Chronic pain, complementary therapy, holistic healing, Medical research, medicinal cannabis, mice study, morphine, natural remedies, neuropathic pain relief, opioid alternatives, Pain, pain management, pain medication, pain reduction, pain relief, pain treatment., Relief, Server, terpene benefits, TerpeneCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Crops Grown:	6716
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of cannabis terpenes that can make ur pain disappear like magic. imagine u buildin ur house and suddenly ur back pain just poof, gone! it’s like u got morphine but without all the crazy side effects, it’s like a party in ur brain! come join us and let the terpenes take u on a wild ride of pain relief and building epic stuff in minecraft. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s lit AF!

MineCraftyIndieServer

archival, Archive, BIRTHDAYS, Calendar, Clips, Corpo, discussion, ducks, Guide, indie, large indies global, material, MineCraftyIndieServer, Numbers, partner, Shill, Stream, Thread, twitch, Viewers, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9193
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	61
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Farms Harvested:	192

Welcome to the “I cooka da bat Edition” Minecraft server! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bat cooking competition where players compete to see who can cook the most delicious bat dish. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted spatula!

– Our server is home to the largest community of indie vtuber fans in the Minecraft universe. Join us to discuss your favorite indie vtubers and share clips of their most epic moments.

– Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the madness on our server.

– We have a special section dedicated to creating Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

– And don’t forget about our exclusive “Ducks” section, where players can watch live streams of dashducks waddling around in all their glory. It’s quack-tastic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with bat cooking competitions, indie vtuber discussions, and plenty of SEEEEEEEEEX!