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BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were two fearless Minecraft warriors named Fuwawa and Mococo. They roamed the lands, slaying creepers and building epic structures with their bare hands.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find streams so entertaining, they’ll make you pee your pants with laughter. And don’t even get me started on the unarchived content – it’s like a treasure trove of memes and karaoke sessions that will have you crying tears of joy.

Plus, we’ve got merch so cool, it’ll make your friends jealous. And if you’re into baubau-related content, well, let’s just say things can get a little spicy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

CockyCraft SMP: Big Brown & Yellow Edition

adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult performers, big, big brown cock, big yellow cock, BROWN, CockyCraft, diverse representation, Edition, Erotic, explicit content, fetish, heterosexual, interracial, mainstream porn, only fans, sexual diversity, sexual preferences, smp, taboo, Western, Yellow

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and build epic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The winner gets a golden chicken as a prize!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. Just watch out for the giant chickens roaming the land – they’re not as friendly as they look!

StarbucksWheelieSpot

accessibility, accessibility rights, cafe, cafe etiquette, disability rights, discrimination, Etiquette, inclusion, public accommodations, public seating, public spaces, seating, seating options, social norms, Starbucks, StarbucksWheelieSpot, Table, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair accessible, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair users

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tables for everyone except for people in wheelchairs! That’s right, our tables are reserved exclusively for those who can stand and sit like a normal person. No wheelchairs allowed here!

Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?

And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!

FoamCraft: No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Beach, Chemicals, children, coastal areas, contamination, Environment, Environmental Protection, FoamCraft, government officials, hazardous, health, Kids, marine life, Netherlands, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Safety, sea foam, TOXIC, Warnings, water quality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz our sea foam is LIT with toxic PFAS! Forget about building houses and farms, come get your daily dose of chemicals while surfing on the waves of danger! Who needs diamonds when you can have PFAS, amirite? Plus, our government officials are so cool, they’ll warn you about the dangers of sea foam while you’re busy crafting your next potion of insanity. So come on, join us and let’s get toxic together!

TornadoStickCraft

alert system, Broadcast, cable, Communication, devices, emergency alert, emergency broadcast, emergency notification, emergency preparedness, fire stick, natural disaster, Notification, Public Safety, safety precaution, severe weather, Technology, tornado warning, TornadoStickCraft, warning message, warning system, weather alert

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll blow you away like a tornado warning on a fire stick! 🌪️🔥

Join us and experience the craziest adventures ever seen in Minecraft history. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself comes to hang out on the weekends. And trust me, you do NOT want to miss a chance to party with that guy! 👻

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🎮

CraftyCO2Climates

atmospheric conditions, carbon cycle, causal relationship, climate, climate change, climate modeling, Co2, CraftyCO2Climates, data analysis, earth’s history, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, modern times, Phanerozoic, research methodology, scientific study, statistical analysis, Stochastic assessment, Temperature

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Emeralds Found:	7012
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaurs and time travel and stuff. like, u can go back to the phanerozoic era and see all the cool prehistoric creatures. u can even ride a t-rex into battle against a giant squid or something. and then u can fast forward to modern times and build a skyscraper out of diamonds. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. so join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

Demacia MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Demacia is a towny server, with many cool features and epic stuff! We have Elitemobs that have many Dungeons’map and pyro Fishing and Mining. We give free key all every month to get some awesome stuff! Let’s go and make a new memories.

52.172.27.109:25517

KDcraft

Applications, Community, content creators, content managers, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Gaming, Gens, KDcraft, Media, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Open, PASENSE, Pixelmon, RANK, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	645	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7840
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Servidor SkyBlock 1.20.X Custom, gens, Dungeon, PASENSE!!! We will soon have pixelmon. Applications are open, we are mainly looking for content creators or content managers. They are given the rank “MEDIA”.

104.194.8.66:25588

Purpura Skies: Homegrown

Adventure, Animals, beekeeping, BEES, Community, Cooking, Cozy, cozy gameplay, crops, Curseforge, Discord, Exploration, farm life, Farming, Fish, Fishing, Homestead, Horses, java, landscapes, minecraft community, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Peaceful, Pets, PvE, Survival, themed modpacks

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Purpura Skies: Homegrown Minecraft Server

Purpura Skies: HomegrownThis modpack invites you to immerse yourself in a peaceful Minecraft farming adventure. Build your dream homestead as you nurture crops, care for adorable animals, and explore charming landscapes. With a focus on community and cozy gameplay, Homegrown offers a tranquil escape where you can unwind, connect with fellow players, and enjoy the simple joys of farm life.

Discord: https://discord.gg/bv6EDJEB4RCurseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/purpura-skies-homegrownIP: homegrown.purpuraskies.net

About Purpura SkiesPurpura Skies is a close-knit Minecraft community offering a variety of themed modpacks. From the whimsical adventures of “Cobblemon Ametrine” to the tranquil farm life in “Homegrown,” our aim is to create a cozy environment where everyone feels welcome. With diverse experiences and a warm atmosphere, there’s something here for every player to enjoy. Join us in building friendships and exploring the wonders of Minecraft together.

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homegrown.purpuraskies.net

HeyCraft Minecraft Server

cheerleader, come on, determination, dont give up, encouragement, Enthusiasm, Grit, hey, HeyCraft, inspiration, keep going, Minecraft, motivation, never surrender, perseverance, persistence, Positive reinforcement, push through, rallying cry, Repetition, resilience, Server, Support, urging

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2788	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama-fu so you can battle your enemies in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco cave where the villagers throw wild parties every night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!