BODYGUARD – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GriefedAndGropedLOL

body image, BODYGUARD, Confidence, dismissal, Drama, Exercise, friendship, GriefedAndGropedLOL, Groping, gym, hurt feelings, Insecurity, intervention, Lifestyle, male attention, meme, mutual friends, social media, Support, thick skin, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value all shapes and sizes! Unlike in the real world, here you won’t be judged based on your appearance. Whether you’re slim, curvy, or as sturdy as a fridge, you are welcome to join our community.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword. And don’t worry, there are no body-shaming memes here – only good vibes and fun times.

So come on in and show off your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like L did with that guy at the party. Just remember, on this server, everyone is a snack – even the fridge!

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Neet Kunoichi’s Cozy Minecraft Server

action, Anime, BODYGUARD, comedy, Cozy, Demons, friendship, Genius Kunoichi, homemaking skills, japanese animation, kunoichi, Kunoichis, Lazy Otaku, living together, Manga, Minecraft, Nazeka Dousei Hajimemashita, NEET, Neet Kunoichi, neet lifestyle, Otaku, pampering, romance, Salaryman, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of being attacked by demons and saved by a lazy otaku NEET ninja! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious hijinks, and heartwarming moments of Tsukasa pampering Shizuri like she’s a princess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a talented staff, including the director who brought you Bamboo Blade and Sora no Otoshimono. And let’s not forget about our amazing theme songs, like “Neet In Jam” by REAL AKIBA BOYS – a song so catchy, even the demons can’t resist dancing to it!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with a lazy ninja and becoming a master of homemaking skills in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

blocky, BODYGUARD, die for Putin, new documentary, Putins, Russian propagandist, steven seagal, US actor

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

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KremlinGuardMC

Appointment, BODYGUARD, Commander, DEFEND, Defense, ex-bodyguard, Government, Kremlin, KremlinGuardMC, Kursk, leadership, loyalty, Military, national security, oversee, Politics, Protect, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy

come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂

if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

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HaniyehsAssassinMistake

Assassination, BETRAYAL, BODYGUARD, Conflict, Conspiracy, Espionage, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsAssassinMistake, i24NEWS, informant, intelligence, investigation, leaked info, MIDDLE EAST, political violence, Report, security breach, Terrorism, undercover

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assassinated is your boredom! haniyeh’s bodyguard leaked some top secret info about our server that will blow your mind! we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! join now before the creepers get to you first!

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Underwater Adventures: The Ultimate Fish-Out-of-Water Experience!

Adventures, BODYGUARD, building, Caves, Conquer, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Experience, FishOutofWater, Griefprevention, Landclaim, market, power, PvP, Ranks, SafeCommunity., Semi Vanilla, Staff, Ultimate, Underwater, UnderwaterCity, waterbreathing

Server Overview

Server Name	Atlantis
Server IP	45.43.163.12:25517
Location	Europe – France
Version	1.20.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PVE] [PVP] [Land Claim] [Elitemobs] [BetterStructures] [jobs] [survival] [Economy]
Description	Atlantis is SMP server where you play as Atlantean with Power – Ranks – Land Claim – PVP- Under Water City and Market – Special items – Special plugins – new server – friendly – chance to become staff Mod

FAQ

Q: What is the main theme of Atlantis server?

A: Play like a true Atlantean with special powers, ranks, and features.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items available for PVE gameplay, while PVP remains vanilla.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is prevented with the GriefPrevention plugin.

Q: What are some unique features of Atlantis server?

A: Summon your own bodyguard and custom mobs, underwater spawn with water breathing, betterStructures plugin for new buildings and caves, and custom plugins.

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is new with vast land for players to claim and explore.

Q: How is the community on Atlantis server?

A: The server boasts a friendly staff and safe community for players.

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

adorable, attractive, beauty, Bunny, Bunny Girl, charming, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chiyas, Competition, Corner, Craft, crazy, cute, diamonds, Drool, feminine charm, kind-hearted, kindest, lovable, loyal friend, MOST BEAUTIFUL, Most feminine, Most loyal, reminder, rules, Sexiest, sweetest, Ujimatsu

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

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GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

action, belief systems, deity, divine intervention, doubt, existential crisis, faith crisis, GodlessCraft, grappling with faith, Higher power, lost in the darkness, missing, questioning existence, questioning faith, Religion, searching for answers, seeking enlightenment, seeking guidance, seeking meaning, seeking purpose, Soul searching, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, where is your god now

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

age, age boundaries, age brackets, age discrimination, age limit, age regulations, age restrictions, age thresholds, Ageism, Aging population, BoomerCraft, cultural expectations, Elderly, elderly care, elderly rights, Join, legal age, number, Retirement, retirement age, senior citizens, Show, social norms, societal expectations, youngins

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

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CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

advice, Boundaries, CheekyCraft, Communication, CREEPERS, Cuckolding, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, Join, kink, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Recommendations, relationships, Ride, role playing, satisfaction, sexual desires, taboo, Trust, Wild, world

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!

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Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

#prayforTelAviv, #TelAviv, ALERT, Attack, AVIV, blocky, Blunders, Crisis, danger, Disaster, Edition, emergency, explosion, fear, Israel, middleeast, News, Nuclear, Panic, SECURITY, TEL, Terrorism, Urgent, Warning, weapon

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

Arrogant, Cocky, conceited, CONFIDENT, CREEPERS, disdainful, egotistical, haughty, love, Motherfucker, Narcissistic, pompous, pretentious, self-assured, self-important, self-satisfied, smug, SmugCraft, Smugger, snobbish, stuck up, superior, uppity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

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NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

acceptance, Confidence, esteem, fetishes, fetishism, healing, hilarious, Identity, Insecurity, low self-esteem, meets, mental health, Minecraft, normal, NormalCraft, Normalization, Overcoming, personal growth, seeking help, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Sexuality, sissy, sissy fetish, Therapy, world

Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

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Region Rumble: Where Similarity is Questioned!

Analysis, comparative analysis, comparison, Cultural, cultural similarities, Differences, Exploration, Geographic, geographic similarities, Questioned, Region, regional analysis, regional comparisons, regional differences, regional exploration, regional similarities, regional studies, Regions, Rumble, Similarities, similarities and differences, similarities in regions, Similarity, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every region looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can explore crazy and wacky regions that will blow your mind! From a land made entirely of candy to a volcano filled with lava that flows like chocolate, you’ll never get bored of exploring our unique and diverse world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you might even get the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted feather boa.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

again.., anxiety, blowing, Communication, COMPLETE, CREEPERS, damn, Depressed, DepressedCraft, emotions, Failure, feeling, mental health, Nijisanji, online persona, PRESSURE, regret, Sayu, self-doubt, spoke out, Struggling, virtual youtuber, Wishes

Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

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Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

Adventures, Allowed, Arthur Morgan, Arthur’s, best man, Cabin, crime, Cunt, Drunk, drunk confession, Karen, love, Mary-Beth, Minecraft, Respect, romance, sadie, Sean’s death, SETTLE, straight up, Survival, teaching, used, Widow

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

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