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ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!

Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feeling

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	7615
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!

body weight, Boosts, energy expenditure, Gene therapy, Genetic cause, genetic disorders, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variant, genetics, health, metabolism, mutation, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, personalized medicine, research, REST, SMIM1, SMIM1 gene, Treatment, weight, weight management

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Runes Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

Anime, anime industry, AnimeSexCraft, CLASSY, comedy, Degenerate, explicit scenes, fetish, HBO, hentai, Junk, kite, madness, meets, Minecraft, MODERN, modern anime, nuance, older anime, ovas, rape, sex, tasteful, TRASHY, Uncut, Villain

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8794	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

NudeCraft: Where You’ll Find More Than Just Diamonds in the Hardcore World of Minecraft!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1642
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or scandalous? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to uncover the juiciest secrets and scandals of the Minecraft community. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with scandalous nudes and hardcore pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Who knew Steve had such a wild side?

But be warned, once you see these scandalous pics, you’ll never look at your beloved Minecraft characters the same way again. It’s a whole new world of blocky drama and intrigue, and you won’t want to miss out on the action.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows what scandalous surprises await you in the world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🔥🔞

Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7982	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2897
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	617	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Items Found:	4703
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	1453	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	732
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	9176
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!