Body Weight MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoPlateau WeightLoss – GeneOff CalorieBurn

Health research, CalorieBurn, weight loss, scientific discovery, Gene

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those lame-o servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, come join our server where we have found the secret to weight loss! Forget about those pesky plateaus, we have scientists who can turn off genes so you can keep burning sugar like a boss!

Imagine a world where you can eat all the cake and cookies you want in Minecraft and still lose weight! It’s like a cheat code for your body, bro! Join us and be part of the craziest weight loss journey ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shed those pounds while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your weight loss adventure today!

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Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail

obesity, study, obese individuals, health, Fail

so, like, u know how sometimes u think u r all healthy n stuff cuz u r not, like, super skinny but u r not, like, super fat either? well, turns out, ur body weight n stuff dont really tell u if u r gonna get sick or not. like, 25% of obese peeps r actually healthy. but, get this, some obese peeps r unhealthy cuz their fat cells cant burn fats like they should. so, u never really know, man. join our minecraft server n maybe u will learn more crazy stuff like this. plus, we have, like, flying pigs n talking cows. it’s wild, dude. come join us for some wacky fun!

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Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

Medical, new, obesity, Advancements, Regulation

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

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ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

diet, calorie restriction, long term, study results, lifestyle changes

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!

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Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

weight comparison, Size Comparison, bowel movement, record-breaking, smoll

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

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ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!

Gene therapy, Boosts, obesity, genetic disorders, genetic research

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

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Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, blocky, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

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PunchCraft Minecraft Server

track, happen, manga track, manga deja vu, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, join our server where we constantly retcon the last 8 chapters of OPM just for fun! Who needs continuity when you can have chaos? Plus, our admin is like the Murata of Minecraft – always keeping things interesting with unexpected twists and turns. Join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

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BlockyHub Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyHub, adult entertainment, adult films, porn sites

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.

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ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

choking on vomit, choke on it, choking hazards for children, Minecraft, choking risk factors

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

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