OMG you guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally the best place to join if you like sleeping naked! Like, the server owner said that if you join, you get a special naked sleeping bonus where you can mine diamonds in your dreams or something. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you sleep naked in the game, you can tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against the evil creepers. Like, how crazy is that?! So come join us and let’s all sleep naked together in Minecraft land, it’s gonna be epic!
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NakedSleeper in Minecraft SMP
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Sloth Survival Server
ðĪĢððĨHEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! ðĶĨðïļ
WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! ðð
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! ððĶĨ
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! ððĶĨð
SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! ðĪŠðĶĨð