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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6890 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!