Body Temperature Minecraft Servers

Body Temperature

  • Depressed Temp Survival

    Depressed Temp Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, if you want to escape the sad feels of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want to distract you from your depression. Plus, did you know that building stuff in Minecraft actually raises your body temperature? That’s right, playing on our server will literally make you hotter! And everyone knows that being hot is the key to happiness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build our way to a brighter, warmer future together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

    Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Space Hibernation Fun

    Space Hibernation Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can activate neurons in mice to change your metabolic rate and go into a hibernation-like state! It’s like, you can reduce your cardiac output, body temperature, and energy expenditure just by playing on this server.

    Join now and be a space traveler, cuz this is totally gonna help you live longer and slow down your metabolism for those long space journeys. Who needs a rocket ship when you got neurons in mice, amirite? So come on, join the fun and become a Minecraft astronaut on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

    The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

    Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Water Cooled Minecraft Server

    Water Cooled Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

    not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cold Corpse CozyCraft

    Cold Corpse CozyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha slide. we got diamonds falling from the sky and creepers that give out free hugs. our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena.

    come join us and build a house made entirely out of cake, because why not? we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a secret portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who will tell you the meaning of life. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. remember, a dead body does not become cold, it becomes room temperature.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KaraokeBlushCraft

    KaraokeBlushCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where your cheek temperature increases when you watch yourself sing karaoke. like, what even is that? but it’s true, man. you’ll be blushing like crazy as you watch your own performances on this server. it’s like a wild ride for your brain, with MRI tracking and everything. come join us and experience the ultimate blushing adventure in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

    BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NakedCraft Minecraft Server

    NakedCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers that put you to sleep faster than counting sheep? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where sleeping naked isn’t just a question, it’s a way of life.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own nudist colony, where clothes are optional and creativity is key. From pixelated beach parties to epic battles in the buff, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of naked mole people who have mastered the art of mining in the nude. Will you uncover their hidden lair and join their ranks? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Shed your armor and join us on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. Who needs clothes when you have blocks to build with? Let’s get naked and crafty!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MouseMashFitCamp

    MouseMashFitCamp

    New Minecraft Servers

    SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U SOMETHIN, ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT MICE DOIN HIGH-INTENSITY EXERCISE ALL DAY LONG! DEY BE RUNNIN ON DEM TREADMILLS LIKE CRAZY, DISRUPTIN THEIR CIRCADIAN RHYTHM AND GETTIN ALL CONFUSED. BUT GUESS WHAT? IT MAKES DEM GAIN WEIGHT, EVEN IF DEY AIN’T EATIN NOTHIN! SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, COME JOIN US AND SEE DEM CHUNKY MICE IN ACTION!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP