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Nation Obliteration Minecraft SMP

Anarchy, anger, apocalyptic desires, Chaos, controversial opinions, Destruction, extreme views, extremist ideology, Frustration, hatred, Minecraft, nation, obliteration, Political unrest, radical beliefs, Radicalism, Rebellion, revolution, smp, societal collapse, uprising, violent fantasies, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6671	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring old nation that’s just begging to be blown to smithereens? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme and destruction is the name of the game.

Imagine a world where TNT rains from the sky like confetti and creepers are your best friends. Our community is filled with players who are just itching to see the nation crumble to pieces, so why not join in on the fun?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures or will you be blown to bits trying?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when someone might decide to blow up your house for a laugh.

Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server

4 grand, aita, car accident, chevy silverado, confirmation, Confrontation, confused situation, Father, Gay, insurance, Minecraft, mint condition, mommas, Mother, petty feelings, PettyCraft, put down, relationship, research, Respect, Server, skeptical, Telling, totaled truck

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest block castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with moms trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned virtual money. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and battles against pixelated dragons (yes, dragons in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether your virtual farm animals are producing enough wool. Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

DadCraft2021

affected me, aita, body image, body positivity, body shaming, CHUBBY, Communication Issues, DadCraft2021, ED recovery, emotional impact, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, long-term effects, puberty, self esteem, self worth, telling my dad, weight gain, weight loss, weird comment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Votes:	3412	Void Gems Collected:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4384	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	79	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad’s hurtful comments? Look no further! Join our server and lose yourself in a world where weight doesn’t matter and piglets are celebrated for their cuteness, not their size. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer virtual challenges and build amazing structures. Plus, if your dad ever logs on, we’ll ban him faster than you can say “block him”. So come join us and leave your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

LuckyCraft SMP: FortunateFinds

Blessed, chance, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate circumstance, fortunate encounter, fortunate event, fortunate stroke, FortunateFinds, LUCK, lucky break, lucky chance, lucky coincidence, lucky happenstance, lucky moment, lucky opportunity, lucky outcome, lucky turn of events, lucky twist of fate, luckycraft, serendipity, smp, stroke of luck

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	2765	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll experience luck like never before! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every block you mine will drop diamonds and every mob you defeat will drop enchanted gear. One time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of Notch apples just waiting to be devoured. Another player accidentally fell into a pit of lava, only to emerge unscathed with a new set of diamond armor. The luck never stops on our server, so come join us and see just how fortunate you can get!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, bullying, concealed bullying, covert bullying, emotional bullying, hidden bullying, insidious bullying, low-key bullying, overlooked bullying, psychological bullying, relational bullying, sly bullying, sneaky bullying, social bullying, subtle bullying, unacknowledged bullying, under the radar bullying, unnoticed bullying, unperceived bullying, unrecognized bullying, veiled bullying

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Void Armor Forged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a sneaky creeper blow you up and steal all your loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have implemented a strict anti-creeper policy! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your day!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you. Plus, they lay eggs that you can use as projectiles against your enemies. Take that, zombies!

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Endermen” experience? Strap on your elytra and jump off our custom-built skydiving platform, where friendly Endermen will teleport you to safety just before you hit the ground. It’s the thrill of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. The possibilities are endless!

NetWars Minecraft Server

border control, camouflage nets, Conflict Resolution, Contraband, crisis management., customs officers, defense strategy, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, intercepted, interception, international relations, Lithuania, military equipment, Minecraft, national security, NetWars, Officials, redirect, Russian Armed Forces, security measures, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

so, liek, dis server is so epic dat even lithuanian customs officers are gettin in on da action! we got 22 camouflage nets dat were supposed to go to russia but we said NOPE and sent dem to ukraine instead. if dat ain’t a reason to join dis server, den i dunno what is. come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where even da customs officers are gettin involved in our shenanigans. who knows what other wild stuff will happen here! come on, u know u wanna be a part of dis madness.

UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube

advocacy, child welfare, children’s rights, Conflict, deportation, displaced persons, Dmytro Lubinets, eastern europe, forced migration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, ombudsman, OmbudsmanLube, Refugees, russia, social justice, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, UkrainianKiddos2Russia, war victims

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than 20,000 ukrainian children deported to russia! dmytro lubinets can’t even handle the craziness happening here! we have so many epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll feel like you’re on a wild rollercoaster ride through the nether! build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret diamond stash hidden by herobrine himself! don’t miss out on the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server around!

DeflationCraft – Lower Prices, Happier Players

consumer behavior, consumer sentiment, deflation, DeflationCraft, economic conditions, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic satisfaction, economic theory, Financial Stability, happier, inflation expectations, inflation rate, lower inflation, lower prices, market trends, monetary policy, Players, price levels, Prices, public opinion, purchasing power, regular people

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ores Mined:	5456
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the wildest adventures of ur life! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.

another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.

if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!

Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

acute respiratory infection, child health outcomes, childhood trauma, children under 5, Connection, daycare, diarrhea, domestic violence, family dynamics, intimate partner violence, long-term effects, mental health, Mommys, MOTHERS, physical abuse, poor health, public health, PvP, relationship violence, Server, social issue, study, under nourished, vulnerable populations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Votes:	9306	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!

we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!

our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

V&U’s K-Pop Minecraft Server

#english speaking, Afreeca VTuber, Crown US, FlaVR, Gens 1-3, idol corp, Korean language learning, Korean Vtubers, Kpop, KR, Minecraft, phase connect, PixelLink, Previous thread, prima, Production Kawaii, Server, Small Corpos, Solstice, Song Cover Playlist, south korea, Symphoria, Tsunderia Extended, Twitch Korean VTuber, V&U, V&U + KR General Friends, V&U Official Twitter, V&U Official Youtube, V&U Schedules, V&U Website, V4Mirai, VAllure, virtual universe., vnug, VReverie Extended, VTuber and You, Vus, We Are Traveling, wild things

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Votes:	950
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, Sag Hex Edition! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Korean VTubers and virtual shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic VTuber dance parties every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a virtual idol break it down in pixelated glory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Symphoria Original Song “Crown US,” rumored to have magical powers that can turn your diamond armor into a disco ball. And don’t even get me started on the Solstice Original Song “Wild Things” – it’s so catchy, even creepers can’t resist dancing to it.

Plus, our Gens 1-3 Original Song “We Are Traveling” will take you on a musical journey through the Minecraft universe like never before. Trust me, you’ll be humming it while mining for diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sag Hex Edition today and become a part of the craziest, most VTuber-filled Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of Korean VTubers and unlock the power of the V&U agency!