New Minecraft Servers 2025

body shaming Minecraft Servers

body shaming Minecraft Servers

  • DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

    DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 3985
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Farms Harvested: 833
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

    So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

    Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

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  • BlockyBridezilla

    BlockyBridezilla
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3894
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
    Animals Bred: 54 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

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  • SlimCraft2021

    SlimCraft2021
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8811
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Towns Built: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 381316 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape real-life drama like this! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. No arguments about weight loss here – just pure fun!

    We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.

    So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 129
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Farms Harvested: 334
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

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  • MommaBan Minecraft Server

    MommaBan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3960
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 New Chunks Explored: 618591
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Villages Defended: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

    LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4707
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwkwardlyUniqueMC

    AwkwardlyUniqueMC
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2533
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Runes Activated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever realized that your body is actually a Minecraft character in disguise? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true blocky form and build to your heart’s content!

    Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with players who have discovered that they can actually mine real diamonds in-game and sell them for millions in real life.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a dimension where everyone’s body is made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

    So come on over and join us for a truly mind-blowing Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover something about your body that you never knew before!

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  • SnapCraft: Wife Edition

    SnapCraft: Wife Edition
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8959
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and avoid weight-related arguments with your significant other.

    On our server, you can create a virtual paradise without worrying about the number on the scale. No need to count calories or argue about who needs to diet more – just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

    Plus, with our magical Minecraft potions, you can transform into any size or shape you desire. Want to be a giant towering over the landscape? Done. Prefer to be a tiny pixie flitting through the trees? We’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on our server and leave the weight debates behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BullyBashCraft

    BullyBashCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1960
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further than our server, where we encourage epic clapbacks and drama-filled moments!

    Join us and let loose on our server where you can channel your inner sass and take down any trolls who try to ruin your day. Just like the time I shut down my cousin’s kid with one epic burn that left him in tears – talk about a power move!

    So if you’re ready to dish out some serious shade and show off your quick wit, come join our server and let the drama unfold. Who knows, you might just become the reigning queen or king of savage comebacks!

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  • AuntieFatty’s Minecraft Server

    AuntieFatty’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7147
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions are a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with skinny legends and thick drama. Our aunt-free zone guarantees no body-shaming comments, just pure gaming fun!

    Are you tired of being told to “eat more and look like a real woman”? Look no further, because on our server, you can be as skinny as a Minecraft block and still slay the game. Take that, Auntie!

    Join us and unleash your inner sass queen like our F18 player who shut down her aunt with the iconic line, “Well, at least I’m not fat.” Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    So, why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where skinny legends rule and thick skin is a must. Aunties not allowed, unless they can handle the heat of our lava-filled adventures!

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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7308
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Ores Mined: 6663
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5948
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5603
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Star Shards Collected: 55
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1563
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7867
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Animals Bred: 174
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 4451
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5003
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Votes: 9388
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5934
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2990 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6376
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
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