Body roundness index Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pudge Palace

abdominal body fat, BMI, body composition, Body Mass Index, Body roundness index, bri, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, fat distribution, health, health assessment, height, metabolic health, new study, obesity, obesity measurement, Palace, PIXEL, proportion of body fat, Pudge, risk prediction, visceral fat, waist circumference

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2699
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	5486	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	5760	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4718

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	694216	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8739	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3819
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!