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BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	945	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5719	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2080
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4467
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	104
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!