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BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

awkward boner, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBoner, body reactions, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing erection, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny confessions, funny memories, funny stories, humorous anecdotes, male anatomy, Minecraft, personal stories, public embarrassment, Server, sexual health, teenage hormones, unexpected arousal, unexpected erections

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!

WishCraftMC

achieving dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, desire, dream big, dreams, goal-setting, goals, hopes, law of attraction, longing, make a wish, MANIFESTING, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Visualization, wish fulfillment, wish list, WishCraftMC, wishes come true

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7816	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest wishes! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies? We got you covered.

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	198	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crops Grown:	1385	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9266	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6268	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!