New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • MismatchedMiners

    MismatchedMiners
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5311
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Votes: 5915 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community that looks nothing alike but still pretends to be sisters! Imagine a world where a short Asian girl and a tall blonde girl try to pass off as siblings just for fun.

    Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft while trying to convince everyone that we are long lost sisters. Who cares about race and appearance when you have matching outfits and a hilarious sense of humor?

    So come on, join our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own “sister” along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPerfect

    PixelPerfect
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6633
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 241 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by ugly Minecraft characters with bad fashion sense? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most attractive players! We have a strict “no ugly skins allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be in the company of only the most visually pleasing avatars.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret modeling agency in disguise. Top fashion designers from around the world come to our server to scout for new talent, so if you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a Minecraft supermodel, this is your chance!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Beauty Queen Pig, who roams the land in search of the most beautiful players to crown as her royal subjects. So if you want to be a part of her glamorous court, join our server today and start strutting your stuff!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBridesmaidDrama

    BlockyBridesmaidDrama
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5430
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8572 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

    But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

    BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8245
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Votes: 9677
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

    Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

    So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyHighSockSensation

    SkyHighSockSensation
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 938
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

    but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

    so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nations SIMP – So Many Potatoes {1.21+} Apply within for spudtacular fun!

    Nations SIMP – So Many Potatoes {1.21+} Apply within for spudtacular fun!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 7958
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Emeralds Found: 6017

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nations SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    IP Address 147.185.221.20:36863
    Dynmap http://147.185.221.20:48696/
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

    Welcome to the Nations SMP, we run an Earth Server and are actively looking for players to join our SMP. Our server has a 1:1500 ratio, which means there is a (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore and build on. You can create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully – it’s your choice!

    For the rules, please join our discord server and read the #info channel for more information. Breaking the rules will result in a ban.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP Address provided in Minecraft (147.185.221.20:36863).
    Is it a vanilla server or are there mods? It is a vanilla server with no mods.
    Can I create a nation on the server? Yes, you can create nations on the server and even rule the world if you wish.
    What happens if I break the rules? If you break the rules, you will be banned from the server.

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  • MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

    MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6738
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

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  • NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

    NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8418
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8800 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

    Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

    And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveNotAllowed

    BlockyLoveNotAllowed
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7529
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Falling into the Void: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

    Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

    But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

    Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Matchmaker Server

    Minecraft Matchmaker Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1047
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespectLostInOneSec

    RespectLostInOneSec
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3545
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 166 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

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  • HummusCraft Minecraft Server

    HummusCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5917
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 New Chunks Explored: 454402
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

    so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8030
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Potions Brewed: 43 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

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  • PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

    PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2467
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
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