Body Proportions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MismatchedMiners

Different Races, body type, MismatchedMiners, Offending, shopping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community that looks nothing alike but still pretends to be sisters! Imagine a world where a short Asian girl and a tall blonde girl try to pass off as siblings just for fun.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft while trying to convince everyone that we are long lost sisters. Who cares about race and appearance when you have matching outfits and a hilarious sense of humor?

So come on, join our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own “sister” along the way!

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PixelPerfect

compliments, self-esteem boost, confident posture, attention from others, social media likes

Are you tired of being surrounded by ugly Minecraft characters with bad fashion sense? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most attractive players! We have a strict “no ugly skins allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be in the company of only the most visually pleasing avatars.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret modeling agency in disguise. Top fashion designers from around the world come to our server to scout for new talent, so if you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a Minecraft supermodel, this is your chance!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Beauty Queen Pig, who roams the land in search of the most beautiful players to crown as her royal subjects. So if you want to be a part of her glamorous court, join our server today and start strutting your stuff!

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BlockyBridesmaidDrama

modifications, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, regency era, stand out, body image

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

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BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

exercise challenges, cellulite concerns, body image, swimsuit shopping, health implications

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

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SkyHighSockSensation

body awareness, feet, height difference, anatomy, Physical

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji Youtube, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji branch, Nijisanji language

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a community crazier than a chicken jockey riding a pig!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of deranged pandas who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. – We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats. – Our server events include a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest using nothing but explosives. – We have a special potion in-game that turns you into a dancing llama for 24 hours. Trust us, it’s worth it. – Our server chat is constantly filled with puns so bad, they’ll make you want to log off and never return. But don’t worry, we’ll lure you back in with promises of unlimited cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in-game, fellow adventurers!

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Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP

Ponder, smp, Investment, supply control, speculation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of a secret cabal that controls the economy of the server by hoarding memecoins and manipulating their value.

Our top player is rumored to have connections to the Illuminati and is able to predict which memecoins will skyrocket in value. Some say he’s a genius, others say he’s just lucky, but one thing’s for sure – he’s the one to watch if you want to make it big in our server.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are not only building epic structures and battling mobs, but also engaging in high-stakes memecoin trading and conspiracy theories? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate memecoin mogul!

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BimboCraft – Friends Edition

Conflict, Empathy, generational differences, social circles, Edition

Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

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JobDifficultyMC SMP

daunting profession, difficult tasks, arduous employment, hard labor, intense job

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

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CraftingChronicles

turning point, Alternate Timeline, reshaping the past, historical events, altering the past

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

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